Look, I took a quiz while waiting for the liquor store to open.




Okay, now I'm gonna go out and buy some tequila and breakfast.

I have a problem dating someone with the same name as me. I just can't fucking do it. I get confused enough in life.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL well this explains a lot. And scarily true.

( My Personality Defect )

Man, why do I always wait till the last minute to pack? And then do quizzes while I should be packing?

I like this quiz. It gave me one of those results where I know it's true but people who have met me would never believe it. Unless, like, you're my mom or my sisters who know me really well.

( Which Chess Piece Are You? )

And if I don't post again before I leave for the beach, bye!

It's because I like pomegranates so much, isn't it?

( Quiz - Which Greek goddess am I? )

This should come as a surprise to absolutely no one.

( What Disney girl am I? )

I honestly think that's how I'm gonna go!

( My obit )

In other news there are people downstairs. People who threaten my Veronica Mars-watching. Oh well, I'll just download the episode if they're still there. I hate people.

But in good news my baked macoroni turned out great! Woo hoo!

Please tell me that when someone else heard that Davy Jones's ship in POTC 2 was called the Flying Dutchman that they thought about the Flying Dutchman from Spongebob? C'mon! Don't make me feel like a dork!

A quick meme before I go to work. Snagged from donna_c_punk

1. Comment and I'll tell you what fandom I associate with you.
2. Post this in your own journal so I can see what fandom you associate with me.
3. I'll tell you what icon I see on my friends list and know it's you.

You know who I'd have sex with? Brandon Routh.

Moving on.

You know it really frakking figures the one night that I have to be home there's a party I'm invitied to. I know, I know, I could have stopped by for a few minutes. But I always get talked into staying until two. My dad would be so pissed if I bailed on him tomorrow. We're going to the house to measure things. Ooooooooo!

Man. I don't wanna work anymore. Ten more days. Ten. And I won't have to work during all of them. Hopefully. Jeez, that would suck if I had to. I probably wouldn't show up. Cause I'm a bitch like that.

And now....a meme. The most cracktastic meme I have ever taken. It broke my brain.

Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it

1. Peter Griffin
2. Gil Grissom
3. Dr. Cox
4. Captain Barbossa
5. Stewie Griffin
6. GOB Bluth
7. Lex Luthor
8. Lois Lane
9. Jean Grey
10. Spongebob Squarepants
11. Fred & George Weasley (They are sooooooo one person!)
12. Brick Tamland

Yes, I realize it's odd there's only two women on there. And three cartoons.

( Dear god, you need to see these questions. Bwah hahaha! )

Ganked from donnacpunk and ladynaberrie. You totally know you want to do this meme. Y'all love free music.

Comment with the name of a character in one of my fandoms, and I'll post you an instant mini-fanmix: 3-5 songs that remind me of that character. Pairings also acceptable, but preferably pairings you know I like and 'ship.

I have no idea why I rented the Da Vinci Code video game. I guess I wanted to be Tom Hanks. Who the hell doesn't?

It's no secret that I think William Petersen (Grissom from CSI) is a hot old man. So now it's time to fess up. You guys tell me who you think the hottest person over 50 is.

Poll #754823 Old person poll
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 3

Who is your old (over 50) man/woman crush? Come on, you know you have one.

In non-hot old person news I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Scrubs today. I loves me the Scrubs. It sort of makes me want to be a doctor and then I remember that Dr. Cox isn't real. And I only want to be a doctor if he's gonna be there, lol. Of course CSI makes me want to be an actual CSI and then I remember Grissom and Greg aren't real.

Work wasn't half bad today. I got off an hour early. I tried my hardest to do my best today and still it wasn't good enough. I guess I'm just not a good salesperson. Everyone sucks at something. I totally took off for the weekend of July 7th. No way am I working for POTC 2. So many people will be there!

And now a meme I jacked from rosetapestry
( It's about me. So if I just added you this is sort of a late introduction to moi )

So today I decided to end all my sentences with "...and then I punched it in the face." Doesn't seem annoying at first but trust me, it does. Gotta think of something for tomorrow.

Work started out shitty at first but then when Mark and Nick got there it got better. Both are ugly as sin but they are funny. Great thing about work friends is that you only have to see them at work. It's a beautiful thing.

I figured out why there is a giant Superman painting on the movie theater. Same reason there was a giant Narnia painting on there in December. We were chosen to get advanced screenings. So who has two thumbs and is seeing Superman three days early? This girl! *points* Ok, I don't have a social life anymore. These things excite me. Humor me! I also saw Over the Hedge which was pretty good. Liked Madagascar better though. This weekend will be the suck because Cars is gonna open.

Thankfully I don't work on Sunday. I do work tomorrow. Which sucks. The balls. I gotta drag Mandy to the mall to get a skirt or something soon.

Oh? And in Fandom High news Draco's turning 17 tomorrow. So I gave him his own pimp cane. He's a man now. *tear*

( Some interest meme thing I jacked from a whole lotta people )

My hands smell like chlorine. Funny since I haven't been swimming in about a month.

So I told you I'd post some memes. Well...here they are. I jacked them both from geekgirlofdoom.

( Survey )

( Music Meme. I really like this meme. So do it. )

What a good meme.

Ugh man. I feel like I'm gonna puke. I'm don't know if I'm hungry or if I have to puke. There's a big difference. And I took another caffeine pill, why the hell am I so fucking tired? I can't be tired, fatass is typing and nothing is worse than when she's typing and I'm tired. Cause every click of the keyboard brings me closer to stabbing her in the face with a pen.

Wow. This quiz was oddly accurate. Huh.

Samantha took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! "Wants to make up for what she feels she has missed..." Click here to read the rest of the results.

Ok so I put my books on my desk. Still haven't opened them. But it is one step closer to studying for finals. One step closer to VICTORY!

And ugh, the fatass is back. And she turned on the lights. Is that really necessary? I think not.

And she smells like old bread. No joke.

Oh and I'm gonna post two memes soon. Feel free to skip over them, it's just me trying to avoid work. Or you can read them and post lots of comments to help me avoid work. Be a trooper, help me not study.

And a meme from geekgirlofdoom. Cause I care about y'all and love to entertain.
Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line (I'm doing more, because it's easier that way.) from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

Also, whenever someone guesses correctly, I'll upload the song. <---- I also jacked that from her.

( Songs songs songs. )

Looky here, not one meme, but two!

Picture meme ganked from ladynaberrie
Reply to this entry by posting a picture of yourself, then post this sentence in your own journal.

My top ten favorite TV shows
1. Arrested Development
2. Lost
3. Seinfeld
4. Firefly
5. The Office (both)
6. Veronica Mars
7. That 70's Show
8. BtVS/Ats
9. Scrubs
10. Smallville

I love procrastinating. I'm on the edge of being on academic probation and I'm here doing memes. Ah...

ETA: Man doing that TV show meme made me sad that Arrested Development was gone. Like more sad than I should be about a TV show.

What Organization XIII member are you? Find out Here!

Wow it's been a while since I've posted a quiz. Oh I know why I did. I have homework. Oh procrasination.

Go to Wikipedia and look up your birth day (excluding the year). List three neat facts, two births and one death in your journal, including the year.

My birthday - September 21

Facts

1780 - American Revolutionary War: Benedict Arnold gives the British the plans to West Point.
1937 - J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit is published.
1970 - Monday Night Football premieres.

Two Births

1947 - Stephen King, American author
1950 - Bill Murray, American actor

One Death

1558 - Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor (b. 1500)

And it's also the International Day of Peace, according to the United Nations.

My mommy is coming to visit today. Which means I get dinner, score! Blah, I have to go to that freaking University 101 class first though. It is going to be teh suck. I dont want to get to know those weirdos. But it will be all worth it, cause I get dinner.

Sweet Jesus. I've been listening to my mom argue with her boyfriend since I've been awake. Christ, why won't she just hang up on the ass?
I got my Scooby Doo checks in the mail today. What I really need is my bank card so I can actually finish my shopping for school. And I need to get some clothes at Kohls. And some boots.
Dang, I am hungry. I need some food real bad but theres nothing in the pantry. Curses

I scored real high on this Harry Potter obsession test. I admit, I was stumped on one or two questions. But I scored higher than most which makes me proud...in a pathetic sort of way.
( Harry Potter obession test )