Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
07 November 2009 @ 03:43 am
I got bored and decided to do a picspam and after about...twenty minutes of coming up blank, I made my Damon info post for FH was like "HEY! I'll do one of the totally gay fights between Stefan and Damon!". There's only been two so far in the series (not counting the times they randomly throw knifes at each other) and I've got plenty of time to do random stuff like this.

I love this show so long as I ignore the majority of the characters and focus on stuff like this, mmkay? It's getting better but it's not Shakespeare so you will put up with me doing this and you'll like it.

You want me to kill so I'll remember what it'll be like to be brothers again? )

Okay, I had way too much fun making that.
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I Am Feeling:: creative
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
14 September 2009 @ 01:45 pm
Weeeeee! Pictures from Zefron's 2010 calendar.

SHUT UP, HE IS CUTE.



CUTE!

And hairy. But mostly cute.

Pard and Katie will appreciate this anyway )
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
25 August 2009 @ 06:30 pm
Okay so there was a post on ONTD listing the 10 hottest guys from Inglourious Basterds and it occurred to me that, yeah, Quentin Tarantino cast a lot of hot bitches in this movie. So naturally a picspam is in order.

This is spoiler-free because I'm nice like that.


There isn't too many women in this picspam (Diane and Melanie are too blonde and skinny for my tastes) so enjoy some from the get go:

Picspaaaaaaaaam )

And while we're on the subject of things that are incredibly hot, this Gossip Girl spoiler made me squee out loud. If only for RP purposes. And extremely awesome purposes.
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
25 July 2009 @ 11:20 am
So. I got bored this morning and decided to do a picspam. A picspam with a theme!

That theme? Scruffiness. Oh yes, scruffiness. I heart it. I blame living in West Virginia among the mountain men for four years.

Small, but best I can do on a Saturday morning )
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
28 June 2009 @ 02:35 pm
I totes meant to do this yesterday but I got caught with a migraine. In honor of my bb turning 22, I now give you a hugetastic Ed Westwick picspam. Not for dial up omg.



LOTS of pictures omg )
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
14 June 2009 @ 10:54 pm
Disclaimer: I have no school, no job and I spend all my day in front of the computer. Doing this today and was the most energy I've spent in weeks. So it's not as sad as it could be.

SO. I got Star Trek action figures today and I decided to have a little fun with them. Or a lot of fun. Fun was had.



Chris Pine has his drink and he's ready to watch.

So it took me like a half hour to get them out of their boxes... )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: geeky
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
02 June 2009 @ 02:07 pm
Picspam tiiiiiiiiiiime!

Today is Zachary Quinto because a) it's this GQ Motherfucker's birthday today and 2) he's hot as hell.

So picspam, yay! Mostly photoshoots because I haven't watched Heroes since the first season and don't know what to look for. I get lost watching Three's Company sometimes, I don't have the time nor inclination to understand long winded plot shit.

Anyways. Back to Quinto. Who is hot.

Gayer than a handbag full of rainbows though )


HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH BREAKING NEWS: HE HAS GROWN A PORNSTACHE! Oh god, this is amazing.
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
05 May 2009 @ 07:08 pm
Drive-by Daniel Henney picspam. Because it's needed.

Oh, Agent Zero. So fine )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: mmm daniel
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
17 April 2009 @ 11:50 am
Oh, it's picspam time. And it shouldn't be surprising who it's of.

Yes.

Zefron.

IDGAF that he is gayer than Christmas morning. He is one charming motherfucker and adorable to boot. Are you this adorable? No, you're fucking not.

So you will click on the cut, goddammit, and look at him. He's 21 so there's no pedobear stuff going on.

More like Zac what the EFF is RON with you! )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: dorky
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
13 March 2009 @ 12:05 pm
Annnnd part two of my hot guy picspam! Part one is here

5 through 1 )

I hope I made your day brighter somehow.
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I Am Feeling:: still cold
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
13 March 2009 @ 12:01 pm
My spring break starts today! At 2:30! Woo!

To celebrate--Hot guy picspam! Oooh this picspam has been a couple days in the making. It's definitely my Top Ten at the moment (come on, everybody has a top ten). I change it like every week but here's the current one.

Cut it into two posts omg.

10 through 6! )

Part two coming soon!
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I Am Feeling:: cold
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
08 March 2009 @ 09:52 pm
So I got up this morning, watched a couple of bad movies and decided to make a picspam. I'm sure there was more productive things I could be doing but why the fuck would I want to do shit like that on a Sunday? Anyways the list is...

Top 10 Movies That Are Terrible But I Love Anyway

You know. The ones where you're almost ashamed to admit you like. The ones that come on at 3 a.m. while you can't sleep. The ones in the dollar bin at Target that you lap up because omfg you can't help yourself.

Those ones. The Deep Blue Sea's and Sorority Boys of cinema. Shut up, I like those movies. They didn't make the list but I like them, okay? That part in Sorority Boys where Harland Williams cleans out the sink in the girl's bathroom and makes the Chewbacca noise? HI-LARIOUS.

Here are the ten that made it )

Oh and I've so decided I'm gonna do one Top Ten Somethingorother list a day during spring break so if you want a specific topic, let me know.
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I Am Feeling:: artistic
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
10 February 2009 @ 09:28 pm
NEW ED WESTWICK PHOTOSHOOT OMG.

They're medium quality but omg idgaf because they are HOT.



CHERRY

Mmmmmm Ed )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: horny
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
10 February 2009 @ 05:24 am
Sometime around midnight I was like "Hey, I'm gonna do a picspam". And so I did. It's 5 am now. Good thing I don't have class tomorrow.

What is this picspam on? It's on one of my favorite things in the world. I'm not a romantic girl by any means. I rarely ship, I don't like reading romance fic and I hardly ever do any ships in RP. But I do have one weakness.

Bromances.

Oh my fucking lord, there is nothing better than two dudes who are such good friends that they're pretty much dating except without the sex. I love it when they can finish each other's sentences, when they just walk into each other's houses without knocking and when they say totally gay things that make other people 0.0 I love bromances so much omg.

So this picspam is my Top Ten Favorite Bromances on TV. Enjoy.

My Dan icon seems to be intrigued by this )

That was a nice way to spend an evening.
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I Am Feeling:: creative
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
23 January 2009 @ 08:05 am
My morning just got infinitely better omfg:



GUH.

A couple more omg )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: enthralled
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
18 January 2009 @ 10:51 am
Oh yes, it's a picspam for your Sunday. And, no, it's nobody from Gossip Girl (though Chace Crawford does make an appearance). Today we will be looking at the very hot and the very underrated Taylor Kitsch. He's a 27 year old actor from Canada. He's very pretty and he's gonna be Gambit in the Wolverine: Origins movie.

Come on in, I know you're curious.

Here's to God and football and, ten years from now, Street, good friends livin' large in Texas. Texas forever buddy )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: creative
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
14 January 2009 @ 07:38 pm
Attention. This is for [info]ktnb81. Because I know she wants it. She wants it hard.

Everybody else can look too. I donut care )
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I Am Feeling:: hot
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
10 November 2008 @ 07:03 pm
I decided yesterday that I was going to do a picspam and it wasn't until today that I decided what I was going to do it on.

The Twilight movie is coming out on the 21st and, as I'm sure you know after today's shenanigans, people are going batshit crazy over it. Some of you are probably going to end up being dragged to the theater by friends or family members (even our President Elect is probably gonna see it. Yeah, Obama's read the books). Yes, this movie is going to suck balls. It's going to be an awful, awful piece of crap. But, yay, there is a shining light to this film. Nay, two shining lights.

One, you get to MST3K the whole thing. Do you like to talk during movies? I know I do. If you're like me then this one is for you!

Two, there are hot guys. And I made a picspam as proof. Not dial-up safe by any means.

Yes, Emmett, I iron my underwear. I'm not a heathen )
In other vampire news, I'm re-reading Interview with the Vampire. I haven't read that book since...the 3rd grade? Was that when the movie came out? Yeah, that's when I read it last. I'll probably give The Vampire Lestat another read too when I'm done. It's been years man. YEARS.
 
 
I Am Feeling:: hot dudes mmm
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
30 September 2008 @ 04:09 pm
HI THERE. I might have to buy that. And Ed says he's Batman which clearly means I must marry him.

I also think he has a man-crush on Christian Bale. I approve.

No, I haven't done my homework yet. Bite me.

I did pack. Sort of. I know I forgot a ton of stuff and I'll be shoving shit into my bad as I'm going out the door tomorrow.

My mom called and she called me "princess" in the message. I don't know if that's good or bad. Probably bad. Now I'm trying to think what I've done wrong the past couple of days.

I did get something accomplished! Thems Gossip Girl people know how to get screencaps up fast. So now we will do another edition of "Why Chuck Bass Is More Fabulous Than Everybody".

Season two, episodes 1 through 5.

2x01 Summer Kind Of Wonderful )
2x02 Never Been Marcused )
2x03 The Dark Night )
2x04 The Ex Files )
2x05 The Serena Also Rises )


I will marry this man. And I hope he wears an ascot to the wedding.
 
 
I Am Feeling:: faaaaaaaabulous
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
25 August 2008 @ 05:40 pm
So Ryan and Dilia are going to Towson this weekend to go to Ren Fair and celebrate Teach's 21st and they want me to go. At first I was like "Man, I have homework" which was code for "But it's new student weekend at FH" but then they were like "But, Sam, there will be beer and Mario Kart." Then I slammed my hand down on table and was like "SOLD! I love beer and throwing banana peels at people!" So, depending on whether or not they are coming back on Sunday or Monday I shall be missing out on the new studently goodness.

If they want to stay till Monday then I'm not going to Towson, I don't care how much beer they offer me or if they let me have dibs on Peach on Mario Kart and Smash Bros all weekend. I can't stay in Brad's apartment for four days. It's cramped and I have to sleep on a couch. Even my Batman blanket cannot protect me from that level of uncomfortableness. I'm almost gettin' too old for this "pass out drunk on the floor and hopefully someone will be nice enough to throw a towel on you for warmth" stuff. Almost.

I cannot concentrate on my homework. Not. At. All. Between me waiting for Ryan and Dilia to get home so I can ask them a question and the fact that James and Charlie are being loud douchebags is making it impossible for me to focus. So. Meme.

The first of three answers from This meme. I decided to do this one first to keep you occupied while I do the other two. I already had the pictures for this answer, hee. I'm a dork.

My top five favorite Chuck Bass outfits )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: restless