Lord beer me strength...

fh.geek@gmail.com — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:50:31 GMT

FUCK YEAH, I BS'D THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PAPER!

And I think I didn't do a half-bad job. I was vague, but not too vague, and I kept going on and on and on about how movie going doesn't mean anything anymore because professors have huge boners for that nostalgic crap.

Took me less than two hours too.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:29:53 GMT

SO. Like, last month my teacher was like "oh, go to the Weinberg and see a movie and write a paper on it, due Nov 15th" and I was like "okay, easy enough. i'll totally get on that".

I did not totally get on that.

And the paper is due tomorrow.

And there's no movies playing at the Weinberg this weekend.

So now I have to bullshit it.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHY AM I MADE OF SUCH FAIL?!

This will be my greatest bs work ever if I pull it off.

Writer's Block: Play it again, Sam

fh.geek@gmail.com — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:43:05 GMT

If you could only listen to one CD for the rest of your life, what would you choose and why?

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What the fuck are CDs?

fh.geek@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:28:54 GMT

HOT DAMN DO I LOVE THIS CRAZY BITCH. I love fucking weird videos like this and Bad Romance is my favorite song of hers. I need a Gaga icon.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:19:48 GMT

OKAY SO. Last night I had this dream where Ken Cosgrove from Mad Men encouraged me to write bad fic and I never write fic, much less bad fic but I drank a lot of beer today and had nothing to do so I was like "what the fuck" and I wrote it. Then I drank even more beer and made some FUCKING AWFUL manips to go along with said story. And now I'm posting it.

It's RPS, long, badly written, badly manipped and utter insanity.

And it's dedicated to ktnb81. She loves me.

This an epic love story, torn from pages of Stefenie Meyer and plenty of fanfiction writers who thinks using Comic Sans is a good idea. This is the story between Jared Padalecki and Chad Michael Murray.

Chapter 1

Like most epic love stories, it starts at a party where everybody of importance just happens to be there. I mean, Jared was there and he's the main character of the story so naturally my assessment must be right. Jared hadn't actually been invited to this party. His car broke down down the block and he was enjoying free cheese and crackers while he waited for AAA to show up. He was really digging into those cheese and crackers too, ignoring any and all questions regarding who he was and how he got into the house. It was only until he heard the dulcet tones of someone saying "MAN, THESE COCKTAIL WEINERS ARE THE BOMB YO!" that he even bothered to lift his head.

Jared turned to face the beautiful voice and gasped at what he saw. It clearly was a real time version of Michelangelo's David. A blond Adonis. It was like Harry Hamlin and David Hasselhoff procreated and made a child that was suave and manly and couldn't look anything like them otherwise the world would implode from the awesome. Jared could hear the world's most romantic song, The Lady In Red, playing in his head as he looked upon this golden god.

It was really playing, actually. Like, on the stereo.

"FUCK YEAH LADY IN RED!" the blond shouted. "THIS IS MY JAM!"

Yes, ladies and gentleman, it was him.

Chad. Michael. Murray.

Jared was dazzled. Simply dazzled. He moved closer, just having to speak to this unicorn among horses.

"Hi, I'm Jared," he said. "I like your trucker hat. It's very 2004."

"AW, THANKS YO! I'M CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY, BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME THE CHAD. YOU MIGHT KNOW ME FROM TV'S ONE TREE HILL. I TOTALLY LEFT THAT SHOW TO MOVE ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS," The Chad said. Apparently bigger and better things meant sitting on his houseboat and getting high while his paycheck from A Cinderella Story dwindled away.

"Seems like a smart decision," Jared said, even if he didn't believe it.

Not one to dick around when it came to getting hot guys into bed, Jared pulled one of his favorite sensual moves.

"Oh no! I spilled red wine all over your shirt!" Jared shouted. There was a pause and then he remembered to, you know, actually spill the red wine. "Oh no!"

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, DUDE!" The Chad said, stripping off his shirt. "I USUALLY END UP TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES AT THESE FUNCTIONS ANYWAY. GIVE EVERYBODY FREE PASSES TO THE GUN SHOW, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"

"Yeah, I know what you mean," Jared said, mildly distracted by The Chad's rippling pectorals. "You wanna sex?"

Seriously. Jared Padalecki didn't fuck around when it came to...fucking around.

The Chad craned his neck up to look Jared in the eye. "YOU WANT TO SEX THE CHAD?"

Jared nodded. "Yes, I'd really like to."

There was a short pause before The Chad threw his head back and laughed.

Jared pouted. "You don't want to?"

"DUDE. DUDE. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING!" The Chad said. "OF COURSE I DON'T!"

In The Chad's defense, Jared was looking pretty ridiculous.

I mean, really, what was that shirt? And man sandals? Really?

"NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, THERE IS A WELL DRESSED REDHEAD OVER THERE WHO IS GONNA GET A WHOLE LOT OF THE CHAD'S RAPTOSAUR IN THE BATHROOM!"

And then Jared was left alone, broken hearted, and wondering just what a Raptosaur was. But he wasn't going to give up, oh no. If there was one thing Rick Astley has taught the world, it was that you never give up.

Chapter 2

The next day Jared stopped by his friend Chuck Bass' house. Yes, Chuck Bass. Not Ed Westwick. Ed Westwick, who I'm sure is a very nice person, dresses like a dirty hipster and has no place in my story.

"Hello Chuck Bass who is my real friend and not a character on a TV show that gets incredibly low ratings but gets all the CW's attention anyway," Jared said when he came in. "I have a problem."

"I told you those sideburns were a mistake," Chuck said before lighting his joint. It paired so well with his morning bowl of Frankenberry. Did you know Chuck Bass can get Frankenberry and Booberry cereals any time of the year? It was true. He could also get Surge and Dunkaroos whenever he wanted. He's just that awesome.

"Uh, no, it's not about that," Jared said. "Do you know who Chad Michael Murray is?"

"The Chad?" Chuck asked. "Yeah, that guy's a douche."

"Hey, don't say that! The Chad is amazing. He's got beautiful abs, squinty eyes..." Jared sighed. The Chad was so wonderful. "He's...he's...."

"A unicorn among horses?" Chuck supplied.

"Exactly!" Jared said. "I want him. But he rejected me."

Chuck eyed Jared. "Were you wearing the Hawaiin print shirt and mandals combo?"

"I think it brings out the color of my eyes."

Chuck sighed. "Look, Jared, guys like The Chad are in love with themselves. If you want to impress him, act like him. He won't be able to resist himself."

Jared nodded as he took this all in. "That's a great idea Chuck. You're such a good--"

Just then a young man made his way into the kitchen.

"Chuuuuuck, where'd you put the assless chaps?" Chace Crawford asked.

Jared looked over at Chuck. "Dude, what the fuck?"

"Hey, don't judge me," Chuck said to Jared. Then he turned to Chace. "They're in a box under the bed, next to the cockring collection. You better get one of those out while you're at it. You're in for a long weekend."

"Okay!" Chace said cheerfully before tipping his hat toward Jared and wandering out of the room.

"Looks like you're set for the weekend," Jared said, almost wistfully. He wished he could get The Chad in assless chaps. "So you really think acting like The Chad will work?"

Chuck nodded. "Believe me, I know douchebags and The Chad is the douchiest douchebag that ever douched out of Doucheville."

That was good enough answer for Jared! Now all he needed was a plan...

Chapter 3

Jared found The Chad chasing pidgins in Central Park for funsies a day later. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say Jared? I should have said THE JARED.

Yeah. That's right. Needless to say The Chad was impressed.

"I'M IMPRESSED!" See?

The Jared played it cool, because that's totally what The Chad would do. "YEAH, THANKS. I TOTALLY SPENT ALL DAY YESTERDAY GETTING STONED AND WATCHING MY MAID CLEAN CHEETOS OUT OF MY BED SHEETS."

The Chad gasped. That was exactly how he spent yesterday too! He strode up to taller man and looked deep into his eyes. "TAKE ME, THE JARED. TAKE ME NOW."

And then, dear readers, The Jared did. The Jared took him hard. He also found out Raptosaur was what The Chad called his penis.

Chapter 4

Several hours later, The Chad and Jared (he had taken off his trucker hat, see) were having some lovely afterglow. Or, rather, Jared was having afterglow and The Chad was playing Halo and eating Cheetos while getting cuddled.

"Oh, I love you, The Chad," Jared said happily. "Our life is going to be wonderful. I can see it now--"

"Car rides at night."

"Alternate universes where there are two Paris Hiltons."

"Boggling over severed heads. It's gonna be won--" Jared paused. He meant to say "wonderful" but he couldn't quite get it out. It was hard to say wonderful when you weren't feeling wonderful. He felt less than wonderful. He felt...itchy.

"SOMETHING WRONG?" The Chad asked, not taking his eyes off the TV.

"Yeah," Jared said, sitting up in bed. "I feel weird. And itchy."

"OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," The Chad said. "THAT'S PROBABLY THE HERP SETTING IN."

Jared's eyes widened. "The WHAT?!"

"THE HERP! CROTCH ROT! CHADITIS!" The Chad said. "I GAVE YOU GENITAL HERPES."

"You gave me herpes?!" Jared yelled. "How could you? I thought we had something special!"

"THAT'S HOW THE CHAD ROLLS, DUDE!"

Jared pulled himself out of bed with a cry. It felt like his heart had been given herpes too. "We are through, The Chad! I never want to see you again!"

"OKAY THEN." The Chad was used to exits like this. "COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND GET THE MAID TO COME IN HERE ON YOUR WAY OUT? MY BED IS FILLED WITH CHEETOS."

Chapter 5

It was a very grumpy Jared that stopped by Chuck's penthouse the next day. Turns out Chuck was a good friend of TV's Misha Collins and the two of them were sitting in his living room, singing karaoke. Like you do. Turns out they did a very lovely rendition of Mandy Moore's classic "Candy".

Jared sat down huffily in an arm chair. "I thought you were busy with your gay cowboy."

"He's unconscious. Plum tuckered out," Chuck said. "Hey, did you know Misha can hog tie a fully grown male in under a minute?"

"Oh, it was nothing," Misha said. "And don't be so modest. Chuck here broke the world record for Chace riding."

Jared frowned. Part of him wished that he had stayed at Chuck's and participated in the festivities. Hog tying and riding a hot young CW star seemed like a delightful way to spend an afternoon.

"Don't be so frowny, Jared," Chuck said. "Next weekend Ian Somerhalder is bringing over Paul Wesley and we're gonna make him dress up like a pirate."

Misha nodded. "You can help us plunder him."

"That does sound like fun," Jared agreed.

"You sound sad, Jared. What is it?" Chuck asked.

Jared shifted uncomfortably in his chair for a moment. His crotch rot was itchy. "I slept with The Chad."

Needless to say this both shocked and disgusted Chuck and Misha.

"How could you sleep with The Chad!" Chuck asked. "He has genital herpes!"

"You knew?" Jared asked. "You knew and you didn't tell me?!"

"I thought everybody knew!" Chuck said. "Didn't you read that book Sophia Bush wrote?"

Jared threw his hands up in the air. "No I didn't read that book! I've never even heard of it!"

"It was on the New York Times bestseller list for a couple of months. It was great, despite the typo in the book title" Misha said. "My favorite part was when The Chad had genital herpes."

"I hate my life," Jared said, slinking further down into his chair.

"By the way, your invitation to the Paul Wesley butt pirating has been rescinded," Chuck told him. "I don't want genital herpes."

Jared pouted. "Now I hate my life even more!"

The bedroom door opened and Chace pattered into the room, his hair a mess and wrists and ankles red from where the ropes were.

"I got free!" Chace said gleefully.

Misha sighed. "I'll get the rope."

"No, Misha," Chuck said, putting a hand on his friend's shoulder. "Let Jared do it."

Jared perked up a bit. "Really?"

Chuck nodded. "You've earned it."

"Wheee!" Chace yelled. He started running around the living room. "Come catch me, you glorious Sasquatch!"

How could anybody pass up an invitation like that? You couldn't. It's just a fact. Jared bolted up out of his chair and started after Chace.

"Just keep your diseased penis away from him!" Chuck shouted after Jared.

The End

...Okay maybe the love wasn't as epic as I previously said.

My apologies to the real people I wrote about.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:48:01 GMT

I woke up feeling all blah and stuffy nosed and tummy hurty.

I mean, it didn't stop me from having a dance party while I was making my overcooked scrambled egg breakfast but still. I feel like crap.

I will go make myself some hot coca. Tea? No, fuck tea. I throw your tea overboard. Tea sucks. I want hot chocolate.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:45:34 GMT

I got bored and decided to do a picspam and after about...twenty minutes of coming up blank, I made my Damon info post for FH was like "HEY! I'll do one of the totally gay fights between Stefan and Damon!". There's only been two so far in the series (not counting the times they randomly throw knifes at each other) and I've got plenty of time to do random stuff like this.

I love this show so long as I ignore the majority of the characters and focus on stuff like this, mmkay? It's getting better but it's not Shakespeare so you will put up with me doing this and you'll like it.

Fight #1 - Pilot

Damon makes a dramatic entrance, showing up at the family home after not seeing Stefan for 15 years. After making some cracks about how Stefan looked during the grunge era, Damon eventually starts getting on that touchy Elena subject and trying to get his brother to stop being a wuss and accept his blood drinking destiny.

DAMON: Tell me, when was the last time you ate something stronger than squirrel?
STEFAN: I know what you're trying to do, Damon. It's not going to work.
DAMON: Come on, don't you crave a little?
STEFAN: Stop it.
DAMON: Let's do it. Together. I saw a couple cute girls out there. No, let's cut to the chase, lets go straight for Elena! Can you imagine what her blood tastes like? I can.

You can't see it here but there's weird pauses during "Let's do it. Together" that made me really confused the first time I saw it.

Needless to say the taunting works. Stefan spazzes out and tackles Damon right out the window. Stefan faceplants right into the ground but Damon managed to super speedily avoid falling and found a place to point and laugh while his brother ate pavement. And then he taunts Stefan some more. Because he's the big brother and that's what they do.

DAMON: I was impressed. I give it a 6 since it was missing some style, but I was impressed. Very good with the face. The whole "grrargh" thing was great.

STEFAN DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN HIS BROTHER TAUNTS HIM. IT GIVES HIM FLASHBACKS TO THE SWIRLIES AND PURPLE NURPLES OF CHILDHOOD. Srsly. He looks like he's about to cry

There's a bit of a cool down period, where Damon points out that Stefan's ring is missing and once he sees the patented little brother puppy face about to emerge he's all "jk, I've got it, plz just stop making that face!". And then things take an ugly turn again when Damon abruptly puts on his big brother pants and lays a smackdown.

DAMON: You should know better than to think you're stronger than me. You lost that fight when you stopped feeding from people. I wouldn't try it again.

Damon pretty much gets Stefan on his back using only one hand here. I know, I'm filthy.

Winner: Damon, clearly. In all fairness, Stefan wasn't expecting it. And he's a wuss.

Fight #2 - 162 Candles

So in this episode Stefan's 350 year old ~~fag hag~~ BFF Lexi comes to town for Stefan's birthday. It's a good thing Damon already offered to clean up the whole "people are dying, we're going to clear the town of vampires" problem that's been escalating over the last few episodes. Oh, wait, that was a terrible idea. Damon set Lexi up as a Patsy and ends up staking her himself in front of the Mystic Falls law enforcement, thus framing her for all the deaths. The deaths that he himself actually caused.

Needless to say Stefan isn't happy. NOW WHO WAS HE GOING TO GO SHOPPING WITH?!

SUPER SPEEDY VAMPIRE FIGHT ENSUES! Stefan actually kind of kicks ass here. I know, color me surprised.

Eventually Stefan gets Damon pinned against the wall--

DAMON: Come on, I did this for you. To get them off our trail.
STEFAN: You never do anything for anyone but yourself.

OKAY. FOR THE RECORD. HE IS NOT JERKING HIS BROTHER OFF HERE. HE STAKED HIM. THAT IS A STAKE. HE SHOVED A BIG PIECE OF WOOD IN HIM. YEAH, I WORDED IT LIKE THAT AND IDGAF.

DAMON: ...you missed.
STEFAN: No. You saved my life and now I'm sparing yours. We're even. And now we're done.

I swear, there was no getting around picking not-dirty screencaps. CAN YOU SEE WHY I DID THE PICSPAM? THESE CAPS. THESE CAPS RIGHT HERE.

And Damon is left to pull his brother's wood out of himself.

Winner: Stefan! You go, girl. I hope you find someone else to shop at American Eagle with. I can't even imagine how hard it must be finding a BFF when you have the personality of a doorknob.

I WANT MORE FIGHTS NAO. And, for the record, 1x04 has some of the best non-fighty Damon and Stefan scenes. I also liked the one scene where Stefan had Damon in the dungeon and was talking about the judgment he was gonna rain down upon on his ass but I couldn't find it on youtube. You can tell Stefan was a bamf before he Angel'd and stopped eating people.

Okay, I had way too much fun making that.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:31:15 GMT

TV things!

Firstly, last night's television:

I don't have much to say other than I was really disappointed that the Trickster turned out to be Gabriel. Like I told bellatemple, I wouldn't have minded Gabriel being another emo archangel with daddy issues, I just would have liked it to be someone not the Trickster. It's going to be so weird seeing Tall Tales and Mystery Spot now. That aside, the rest of the episode was hilarious.

And omg I loooved The Vampire Diaries. Lexi was a great character and I'm sad she only lasted one episode. I mean, I love the fact Damon killed Stefan's BFF but she was awesome. Maybe we'll get her in flashbacks. And omg Damon you are so evil. So, so evil. You deserved to get your brother's wood put in you (shh). I also loved the scene between Bonnie and Elena. I'm not much for Elena at all but I thought that whole scene with the feathers was adorable. And I actually felt bad for Caroline too. This show keeps kicking ass. Color me surprised.

Annnnnd I got some screencaps of Chuck and Nate's new place on GG. I want to squee over its awesome.

Look! Look! It's so awesome! Pool table! Bar! The closest I'm gonna get to living in this place is when I RP Chuck in it next year.

The only shot of the bedroom so far. I like how there's a window that shows the living room where the pool table is. And I almost died of shock over Chuck being the big spoon. He's never the big spoon. I think this was a fluke.

Lastly, spoiler pics for Gossip Girl filming this week.

WEEEEE GHOST!BART I SEE YOU! Chuck does not look happy. And they said they were filming at a homeless shelter so methinks it's gonna be closer to Scrooge than I originally thought.

Okay. I'm done.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:35:09 GMT

lollllllllll I am so fucking in love with this show.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:10:59 GMT

My dad was all "Hey, want to housesit next week?" and I was like "Fuck yeah! Supernatural in HD TV and I can pretend I'm an adult with a job and a house!"

And then he was like "Oh yeah, we need you to drive us to the airport on Thursday and pick us up on Monday".

Dude. They have to be at BWI at 6 am. We live an hour away. And I have to drive the giant Yukon suv thing *headdesk* I feel like I should go to sleep now in order to wake up on time.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:58:00 GMT

I will post as many times as I want, idgaf.

In continuation to this spoilerly Gossip Girl post...

Question: What’s this I’m hearing about Bart Bass returning from the dead on Gossip Girl? Is he alive or is it a flashback? —Fernanda
Ausiello: It’s neither. Totally unrelated question: Are you a fan of A Christmas Carol, Fernan?

Oh lord, he's gonna be a ghost/figment of someone's drunk imagination.

Now I can't stop laughing. Oh, show, keep being completely insane.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:35:22 GMT

Whomever introduced me to this site can go straight to hell. Because now that's all I'm going to be doing.

Fuck. Damn you, Mario 3!

fh.geek@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:51:32 GMT

Why not, I'm bored.

1) Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/bands [fannish etc.] that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.
2) Have your f-list guess your favourite character/member from each item.
3) When someone guesses correctly, strikethrough the item and put the name of your favorite character next to it.

Some of these a real easy, I know. I tried not to pick too many fandoms I've RP'd with.

1. ~~Gossip Girl (easiest answer ever, I know. Unless we're talking about the books. Which we're not)~~ Chuck Bass! But in the books Serena is my favorite. Book!Serena is one awesome bitch.
2. Supernatural
3. Star Trek
4. ~~Skins (I only like series 1+2 so that'll make it easier on you)~~ Tony Stonem
5. ~~30 Rock~~ Tracy Jordan
6. ~~How I Met Your Mother~~ Marshall Eriksen
7. Vampire Diaries
8. Twilight
9. Venture Bros.
10. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
11. ~~Red vs. Blue~~ Church
12. Modern Family
13. Mad Men
14. Arrested Development
15. Scrubs
16. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
17. ~~Alias~~ Sark
18. ~~Family Guy~~ Peter Griffin
19. ~~True Blood~~ Eric
20. Metalocalypse (I don't know if anybody but me watches this show but, whatevs, we'll go for it).

A hint? You really can't go wrong with bad guys/jackasses when it comes to me. Nice people weird me out.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:17:10 GMT

Gossip Girl spoilers from Kristen under the cut. I don't know if people actually care about spoilers for this show but whatevs...

Rebecca: Spill it! Who's the dead father who's coming back? My money is on Christian Shephard of Lost!

Nope. It's actually Bart Bass of Gossip Girl. How crazytown is that?! A source tells me that Robert John Burke (the senior Basshole) will be returning to the show in December, just in time to make it a very special Gossip Girl Christmas. P.S. When I hinted that "two blondes will be atwitter" I was referring to Lily Rhodes van der Woodsen Bass Humphrey and Gossip Girl herself (Kristen Bell), who will certainly Twitter the news!—but of course Serena also would count. Whaddya think of that twist?

My face:

SAY WHAT? I'll admit, they did leave Bart's death really open-ended but I figured that was just GG being GG and a whore so...WHAT? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO KILL DADS AND POSSIBLY BRING THEM BACK? Oh, there better be some Chuck Bass tears from this.

Maybe Katie's right and it'll be a Scrooge thing. Or a flashback.

ACTUALLY I REALLY HOPE IT'S A SCROOGE THING BECAUSE THIS SHOW NEEDS SOME GHOSTS.

That said, I'm looking forward to Robert John Burke on my TV again. Dude's a silver fox.

Appropriate icon is appropriate.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:18:21 GMT

Look, I took a quiz while waiting for the liquor store to open.

Which Supernatural Angel Are You?

More on Supernatural. Created by BuddyTV

Okay, now I'm gonna go out and buy some tequila and breakfast.

The keyword to this icon is relevant, goddammit.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:40:48 GMT

Yeeeeees Chuck Bass picspam! I've waited long enough omg. Somebody needs to keep track of how much purple he's wearing this season because, damn, it's a lot. I'm telling you, he wants to be Ozymandias in the future.

And there might be a lot of appearances by other characters in this picspam because I may love Dan kind of a lot this season. Already the show is SO MUCH better than season two.

3x03 The Lost Boy

Have I squeed enough about how much I love the way business!Chuck dresses? Because I could do it all day. I love those yellow suspenders.

Annnnnd with the jacket on. Chuck Bass loves paisley.

MORE PURPLE! I love the pink pocket square. Blair's dress in this scene is effing terrible. Ugh.

Only Chuck Bass could pull this off. They actually reused this bowtie from season two but idgaf because omg it's adorable. For him. Anyone else and it'd be awful. And can I say that YOU ARE CRAZY, CHUCK for giving up Bass Inc to go out on your own. Then again, I'm a greedy bitch.

3x04 Dan de Fleurette

Good god, those are ugly colors. Moving on.

But this suit makes up for it! One of my favorites so far. I've got a thing for light gray. It's like half of my wardrobe, trufax. And, for those of you who don't watch the show, that's not a hooker next to him. That's just his newest stepsister.

WHITE SUIT. I LOVE WHITE SUITS. It's not as good as this one but, honestly, I don't think you can beat that one. That one is epic.

omg look at that bow tie.

3x05 Rufus Getting Married

This robe. Yikes. Please don't ever wear this again.

*flails* I don't care how obnoxious that tie is, I love this. Actually Chuck was just awesome in this scene. He was being a good brother and BFF and omg I love him.

I loved this scene too! Chuck would learn how to give a Thai massage from a master in Chiang Mai, he would set mood lighting to give said massage and this would be the only time he doesn't wear a tie. And I somehow need to incorporate this skill at FH.

GUH. Bond Villain!Chuck, you are so hot in your suit with the pink and super evil hair and your glass of scotch. I ship Chuck/Carter SO HARD. I know, me liking a pairing that would have nothing but angry!sex? SHOCKING.

They maaaaaaaatch. Not exactly my favorite outfit but I suppose he had to pick something that went with those boutonnieres that I assume Serena chose.

1. Look at the back of that vest, hot damn. 2. Nice ass. 3. Jenny, you look like a whore. 4. van der Bassphreys!

LOOK LOOK! ALL THE VAN DER BASSPHREYS MINUS THE CREEPER LOVE CHILD! I like how in season one Chuck had no siblings, in season two he gets Serena and Eric and then in season three he adds on Dan, Jenny and Scott. ~~And it's really sad how my shippage of Dan/Chuck went up even more when they became related~~

Yeah, I'm just adding caps for funsies now. Look, Dan and Blair's death glares at Georgina were too good to pass up, okay? Also, I want some of that cake.

I felt the need to point out that the Humphreys were so poor they had to use a dart board as a Lazy Susan. I notice these things, okay?

3x06 Enough About Eve

Dream!Chuck is suave as fuck, goddamn. That rhymed.

HOW MANY ROBES DOES THIS BITCH HAVE? omg the purple is overwhelming here. That's okay, I still think he pulls it off.

Let's discuss how awesome Gina Torres is and how much Vanessa sucks. Okay, I think I just covered it.

Flirty!Chuck, you are wearing one fabulous purplicious outfit. Purple shirt, purple tie, purple pocket square...it's awesome. And Josh was hot in a big eared, Merliny type of way. I loooved this whole scene. He's just so confident in his ability to pick up anybody, be it man or woman. It didn't even faze him when Blair asked him to pick up Josh. And, god, I could replay the way he said "I'll only need five" all day.

I'm going to take a break from the 100 screencaps I have of the previous moment to say that I fucking LOVED Dan setting his kitchen on fire in the background of this scene. Because I could care less about Olivia and Vanessa, so Dan being a doofus in the back was welcome.

Okay back to this scene. Hair touching omg. And I lol'd pretty hard at "I'm not that kind of girl".

LAME .5 SECOND KISS BUT IDGAF BECAUSE IT WAS ENOUGH FOR AN ICON.

Besides, "Do you really think I've never kissed a guy before?" made up for it. THANK YOU FOR NODDING TO BOOK CANON, GG. NOW HAVE CHUCK GET A MONKEY AND STEAL DAN'S BOYFRIEND.

omg, look, no purple. Poor, used Chuck. I swear, if Blair had told him the truth he probably would have screwed that guy if she asked. I am sure that is just the kind of boyfriend he is.

The purple is back! If Bart Bass was watching this episode he'd die at all the purple. If he wasn't dead already.

Okay, I'm done. I think I did a pretty good job of holding back any crazy fangirling. Kind of.

All the old posts are under this tag.

I just realized I have a ridiculous amount of Mark Pellegrino icons

fh.geek@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:54:38 GMT

*sigh* Yet another job said they didn't want me. ffs. I'm getting so bored sitting around the house doing nothing. I would like spending money.

In better news, I have a new game came in the mail today for me to play, the Yankees are winning at the moment and the Gossip Girl episode I've been waiting for weeks is on tonight. Dear Josh Schwartz: Don't screw me on this boykissy. If you do, at least have Vanessa getting slapped by her mom. Love, me.

People need to move this bowl of Halloween candy away from me. I've been eating Milky Ways like it's my job.

Also, I meant to type in "work" as a tag and this came up first and I'm just gonna keep it.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:10:44 GMT

Spoiler clip for next week's Gossip Girl:

THAT'S MY BOY! *fistpumps* God, I love you, you slut.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:29:21 GMT

Say what, a new Zac Efron photoshoot? AWESOME.

Shut up. This is my reaction when people diss Zefron:

(Yes, I have Modern Family gifs. That show is awesome)

Bitch turns 22 soon.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:34:10 GMT

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee new Ed photoshoot!

I'll admit, when I saw the cover to this shoot yesterday I was afraid for what was inside (I didn't even upload the cover because it was so weird omg. He looked like Wolverine) but some of the pictures in the article are honey bunches of adorable.

Aww a grandma sweater.

ADORABLE.

Apparently there's supposed to be more coming out from this shoot *flails*

I don't care if other people think it sucks, I'm so excited about the upcoming Gossip Girl episodes. Tyra Banks, Kevin Ziegers, Gina Torres and BOYKISSY. IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.

In other TV news, yay for SPN tonight! And I stopped watching Glee live and switched over to watching Modern Family/Cougartown at 9 instead. Shut up, I think they're funny.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:15:06 GMT

I forgot to watch ANTM last night. But, hay, I watched Glee

Okay, I like the show, I really do. But I may have to give up on it.

Why?

Because I hate the main character SO. MUCH. Rachel Berry, please go die in a fire. She is the epitome of everything I hated in high school (even though high school was pretty much an awesome experience for me). God, I hate her wannabe diva-ness and quitting Glee every week. She's the reason I hated the drama kids in high school and spent my time smoking weed in the band pit instead of making friends with them during school plays. Die. In. A. Fire. Before I start rumors about you and make you cry in the bathroom because THAT IS HOW I ROLLED IN HIGH SCHOOL.

Aside from that, I love everyone else. Even Will's wife. And hay, Mike O'Malley, hay! I love you, Yes Dear was my guilty pleasure show and I love Global Guts. I shipped you/Mo so hard. Give me a piece of the Aggro Crag.

And Zachariah is everywhere, isn't he? Makes me want to watch Scary Movie again. Or Wayne's World. He was good in those.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:52:34 GMT

I know, I usually wait till five episodes have passed before doing this but I was bored today. It's my journal, I do what I want.

Yep, Chuck outfits from season three.

3x01 Reversals of Fortune

I love CEO!Chuck. I love him! You know who CEO!Chuck reminds me of?

Dean Smith, hell yeah.

Oh man. Navy Captain jacket and Nate's Edward Cullen hair. Tis a scary combination. Also every dude on this show is extremely short.

I'm in love with this suit. I like the purple one from the next episode better but still. This is one awesome suit. I like how since Bart died the show has been putting Chuck in purple like nobody's business.

Same suit, better light, Chuck's wtf face and that girl next to him is Alexandra Richards (as in Rolling Stones' Keith Richards is her Daddy). She is a giant compared to Ed.

Ah, Chuck. Always with the silk pj's.

Why, yes, that is the Smoking Jacket of Brooding he's wearing.

Chuck and Blair roleplay, yes they do. He even got out of his pj's and into a tux just to please her. Awwww.

3x02 The Freshman

My favorite outfit so far of s3 and I can't even tell you why. I'm just so proud he can wear purple and not look like a total flamer.

Same suit but with a jacket and a "God, Serena, I'm going to effing kill you" face.

I wish we got to see Rufus and Chuck sharing waffles together. I don't know why. I love the Humphrey's waffle fetish.

Same suit. I mostly added this one to show off the sweet ass pinky ring he's been sporting lately and another "God, Serena, I'm going to effing kill you" face.

More sleepy!Chuck and his silk pj's of awesome.

And he loves to spoon awwwwwwww.

Okay. Totes waiting 5 more episodes for the next edition. I promise.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:10:00 GMT

Just one or two Mad Men comments. Definitely the best episode of the season.

1. Roger Sterling, you are my silver fox and I want to marry you. omg the jokes he made after that dude's foot got run over. "He may lose the foot" "Just when he got it in the door"
2. If I can't have you, then I want Joan.
3. I SCREAMED when Lois ran over the British guy's foot with the lawnmower omg. IT WAS HILARIOUS. omg I did not see that coming.
4. Betty Draper, I hate the way you treat Sally and I want to smack you.
5. That said, Don and Sally are adorbs.
6. And lol @ Paul acting like a prissy bitch when they said he had to shave his beard.
7. Chick that plays Anna on SPN. Your voice annoys me. I keep forgetting and am like "Oh hey, this chick is pretty" then SHE SPEAKS. And you assault me with it on two shows. But you're still pretty.
8. LAWNMOWER TO THE FOOT.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:28:02 GMT

Also, allow me to be a dork and squee over Ed here:

I've never watched the show before but I'm definitely going to watch this.

fh.geek@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:48:40 GMT

Weeeeee! Pictures from Zefron's 2010 calendar.

SHUT UP, HE IS CUTE.

CUTE!

And hairy. But mostly cute.

HE'S ADORABLE, DAMMIT, IDGAF WHAT YOU THINK.