Lord beer me strength...

heyjude2187@aol.com — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:47:50 GMT

OMGGGGGGG The Dark Knight was f'ing amazing. Just...holy crap. Amazing. I would have enjoyed the last half hour more if I didn't have to pee so bad but still, I was happy even then. I definitely have to see it again.

I come home and the first Batman movie is on ABC Family. *shakes head*

heyjude2187@aol.com — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:55:15 GMT

Wee! Tuesday afternoon dance party with Mandy!

Oh Britney, take me back to the seventh grade. I gotta see if I can rustle up some LFO.

...Dude, I just remembered I saw Britney Spears and LFO in concert when I was twelve. How long have I been repressing that memory?

heyjude2187@aol.com — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:15:29 GMT

Migraine! I swear ever since mom had her stroke I'm in a constant state of migraine. My dependence on the computer and Diet Coke isn't helping things. I could really use a beer. Why am I not twenty-one yet? Or why are all my alcohol connections far away?

Last night and most of today was devoted to watching Gossip Girl and making icons of Gossip Girl. Re-watching the episodes just reaffirms my theory that Chuck Bass is the smarmiest bastard that has ever been on my TV.

So I bought bagels and cream cheese thinking that Mandy wouldn't eat them because she's never liked cream cheese, ever. I went for a bagel this morning to find them gone. Turns out my wee sister has developed a taste for the Philly. The bitch. Oh well. At least I've still got peanut butter. Mandy hates that.

There are crabs (not dirty, you bastards) at my grandma's house but I'm too lazy to go over there and stuff my face. Maybe I just put some Old Bay on some french fries and pretend.

I suppose I should go visit my mom tomorrow. She's moving over to rehabilitation which means there's a whole new building I have to find. Meh. I'm glad she's there though. She'll probably be there for a month or so since she really needs help when it comes to walking and moving her left arm.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:05:29 GMT

I am so bored.

I've spent the last hour watching Paula Deen and Giada de Laurentis cook together. I get the feeling Paula wants to shove butter down Giada's throat until she DIES. OH! Paula called Giada out on her stupid Italian pronunciations. Oh you sassy Southern lady, you. Hey! Tyler Florence is there too! WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING?

Also that update window wants me to restart my computer but the bitchass can wait, goddammit.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:00:11 GMT

Annnnnnnd part two! The outfits get weirder as we go along, people. Well, okay, the basketball one is the weirdest but still. The bass sweater is under here.

1x10 Hi, Society

More school uniformed!Chuck. This chick is clearly not giving Chuck Bass the attention he deserves. Shh, it doesn't matter if he's not paying attention to her. That's inconsequential.

Stripey shirted!Chuck doesn't like it when Nathaniel cockblocks him.

Look at those shoes! What are those shoes?! So un-Chuck!

That jacket looks like it'd feel weird to the touch.

This cap makes me sadface but look at how good he looks! White bowtie and his shirt is SPARKLY.

Chuck ditches town in style. Red turtleneck and a trenchcoat. Ed Westwick could totally kick Jared Padalecki's ass in a bitchfacing contest.

1x12 School Lies

Seriously, Chuck? Seriously? THAT'S what you swim in?

Hiiiiiii tweed coat!

I have nothing positive to say about this outfit. It's godawful. LOOK AT THOSE PANTS.

Blue VELVET jacket, blue shirt and a blue ascot. And he still looks awesome. How is this possible? Answer: He's Chuck Bass.

I like this cap because Chuck's all *skeeze* and Papa Bass is all "You crazy kids and your incestuous vibes."

1x13 The Thin Line Between Chuck And Nate

Chuck apparently likes to dress like my Grandpa when he's stalking.

Yellow turtleneck, ugly sweater and SWEATPANTS. Those are green Adidas sweatpants!

Chuck gets in touch with his inner pimp by wearing a fur-lined coat. His inner pimp is also preppy and likes plaid.

I don't care what you people say, I love this sweater. It's adorable.

1x14 The Blair Bitch Project

LILY: Oh, don't put your dirty package on the table.
CHUCK: If I had a dime for every time I've heard that...

I'm pretty sure he has three popped collars going at once right now. Is that record?

OMG I KNOW IT'S A BAD CAP! I needed to get the whole outfit in! The SHOES. The PURPLE. The BOWTIE. How? How does somebody create an outfit like this? And how does he pull it off?

THE SECOND GREATEST OUTFIT IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

THE BACK OF THE SECOND GREATEST OUTFIT IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

1x15 Desperately Seeking Serena

Orange trenchcoat and a man purse. A girl touches Chuck in an attempt to absorb some of his fabulousness.

Holy crap, he's wearing jeans! He almost looks like a normal dude. His socks match his sweater.

Red trenchcoat. And correct me if I'm wrong, but he's giving Dan distinct "come hither" eyes.

This might very well be the ugliest shirt I have ever seen in my life. Wait--it gets worse.

PANTS.

1x17 Woman On The Verge

Okay, not the best cap I could have used but it's the only one that shows that he has a hat to match his Col Mustard outfit. That cardigan looks like it'd be fun to touch. Ed looks like he'd be fun to touch, really.

Wee, bowtie!

1x18 Much 'I Do' About Nothing

D'aww...I'm pretty sure he's wearing red socks.

Lookit the cute little bowtie!

Last outfit of the season and boy, that'll stay in your head for three months while you wait for the new season.

Done! I need season two outfits now.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:20:19 GMT

There are few things that fascinate me more than Chuck Bass' clothing choices. I was bored today so I've decided to make a picspam of all of Chuck's outfits from season one of Gossip Girl. Yeah, I was that bored.

Pt. 1 covers 1x01 (Pilot) through 1x08 (Seventeen Candles)

1x01 - Pilot

Ah, the first time we ever see Chuck. He's one of the few straight guys who can constantly pull off pink. He looks like he's plotting evil here. And I like how his cute little handkerchief thing is blue with pink polka dots. Always matching, this boy.

The first appearance of the trademark scarf! Nice plaid jacket. Also, Jesus Christ, is it like a requirement for all the male cast members of this show to have amazing jawlines? Damn, Crawford.

White suit, pink shirt and a yellow polo. How does he not look like a Easter decoration?

A better look at the outfit right before he turns into a douche.

Black tuxedo and the trademark scarf. Oh, and more douchebaggery.

Eee! His bowtie has skull and crossbones on it! So cute!

1x02 The Wild Brunch

Cute stripey jim-jams and a black eye courtesy of a guy who owns a Cabbage Patch doll.

A purple bathrobe really brings the ensemble together.

Gah, I hate this outfit. It's not even bad in a good kind of way. White polo and a lime green(?) sweater? No. Thank god Nate is there.

OMG bowtie! And more pink! And his cute polka dot hankercheif! SO CUTE.

Also Chuck is honored to play even a small part in your deflowering.

1x03 Poison Ivy

My boy pops his collar and it is awesome, goddammit.

Good lord, this suit. The tweed, the paisley thing in his pocket plus the stripey blue shirt...thank god he's Chuck Bass otherwise this would never work.

Okay, I know this isn't a clothes cap but look at that bed. Clearly it's big enough to fit him and Nate. Why are you making your buddy sleep on the couch?

Sleepy Chuck is sleepy. He's wearing cute flannel jim-jams that I'd like to own.

1x04 Bad News Blair

It's a boys night out and he's wearing a bowtie! And more pink! I love that vest too, holy crap. God, the things I'd let Ed Westwick do to me. And he's only three months older than me so it's not weird!

THE GREATEST OUTFIT IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

Chuck soooooo needs to play basketball at FH just so I can have him wear this.

Velvet suit, people. Velvet suit with a stripey shirt and an ASCOT underneath.

SEE. ASCOT.

1x06 The Handmaiden's Tale

OMG I have such a thing for argyle. I'm not even joking. Ed+pink+argyle = One happy Sam.

Wee masquerade! I love Chuck's outfit here. Oh so fitting.

A closer look at the mask. I love his hair here. It's all ruffled up and hot.

Wifebeater!Chuck has hair I'd like to grab.

Here's my question: Who gave him that blazer? He was wearing red before.

1x07 Victor/Victrola

Business!Chuck. I really like this outfit. It's so put together. Hmm...my fetish for preppy guys really shows, doesn't it?

Another bowtie! And this one is a funky one too. The look on Chuck's face when he's watching Blair makes me all happy.

My OTP dresses better than your OTP.

1x08 Seventeen Candles

Pink shirt! And a grey-ish undershirt with a popped collar! I will find myself a man who dresses like he lives in an A&F catologue.

Pinstriped suit with a pink ascot. And some fantastic jewelry. But still, pink ascot.

Pt. two coming soon!

Hello Ms. Lady!

heyjude2187@aol.com — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:01:27 GMT

OMG Family Guy just rickrolled me.

I am in the midst of making a picspam. I was really bored today.

That is all.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:15:59 GMT

Dude, it is seriously scary how everything seems to work in my favor lately.

This can't last. I'm probably going to be hit by a bus soon.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:51:28 GMT

I can has a new header nao? I mainlined about six episodes of Gossip Girl today and got in the mood to change it.

Brad's supposed to come over at some point tonight and film my phone. It'll be the last scene for the movie and what started in September '06 will finally be over. Well, for me. He's still got some editing to do. But he has to do it today because we're switching to Verizon and I gets a new phone. My number shouldn't change so those of you who have my number (all three of you) don't have to worry. Because I know how much y'all cherish having the ability to know where I am at all times.

I have cheesecake. Mmmmmmm. I think my family is trying to fatten me up and I like it.

I want to see Wall-E but nobody wants to go with me. Assholes.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:48:35 GMT

Watching my sister play DDR might be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Mostly because when she messes up she says "Oh crap" like she's from Minnesota.

Ahahahaha now she's singing to Hot Stuff while she's doing it!

heyjude2187@aol.com — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:40:10 GMT

Owwwwwwwwww. Migraine. Maybe booze will make it better.

In non-ouchy news, I got 100% singing "More Than A Feeling" on hard while playing Rock Band. Yeah. I rock.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:51:30 GMT

There have been like 5 Ed Westwick posts on ONTD this morning. What a wonderful way to start the day. Of course yesterday was his 21st birthday so I guess that's what all the pictures were from.

Speaking of birthdays (you see what I did there?), Happy Birthday to comedownstairs!!!

Because I didn't want it to be lost in the wedding post....

heyjude2187@aol.com — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:52:57 GMT

Happy Birthday ktnb81!!!!!!!

heyjude2187@aol.com — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:42:03 GMT

Hehehe I was in a grumpy mood at the hair salon because it was early and it was taking them an hour and a half to curl my hair (seriously, the lady was about to cry). Then I heard one sentence on the radio that made me feel better: "REO Speedwagon rock block". Hells yes. That totally made the hour and a half better.

But I give these curls about an hour before they die out on me. I have straight hair, dammit. That's the only way it's gonna go. But noooooo, Michelle has to try to defy nature.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go eat my Double Whopper because I won't be able to eat again until 7.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:01:20 GMT

I've got some downtime between now and the wedding rehearsal at 3:30 so I am going to spend it watching Match Game and snuggling my laptop. Like I do.

Michelle is totally losing it. I'm serious. Any second now she's gonna Hulk out and kill her soon to be in-laws. Aww. I keep telling her that 48 hours from now she'll be home free. But the place where we're having the rehearsal dinner is absolutely beautiful omg. It's on top of a mountain and it's got a great view of the country. Brad, being the male he is, forgot what time the rehearsal was and forgot to ask off of work so he's going to most likely miss out. I saw that coming (I've been the dude's friend since the 8th grade) and warned Michelle beforehand. I told Brad I wasn't upset but he kept calling me and making sure that I wasn't mad. I finally had to tell him that him calling me asking if I was mad was starting to make me mad. *sigh* Dudes.

My mom's out getting me booze like a good mom does. I'm going to need it.

ETA: See Ted, this is how you pull off shiny red shoes.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:54:25 GMT

Okay, I don't consider on-set pictures to be spoilers for shows because, hey, they're just outfits so I had no problem looking at the ones that popped up for Gossip Girl, specifically the ones for Chuck.

That in mind, GOOD LORD.

Oh that boy...

heyjude2187@aol.com — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:32:49 GMT

The song "Hold on Loosely" has been following me around all day. First on VH1 Classic, then in Glory Days, and now it's on the radio.

Could be worse, I suppose.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:02:35 GMT

Snagged from bellatemple

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

It's like I haven't realized the Louisiana Purchase happened.

In other news aside from this...uh...wedding. That's it.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:20:22 GMT

OMG why can't I cook anything without catching it on fire?! This is getting ridiculous!

I'm just gonna go eat applesauce. I figure as long as I don't stick it in the microwave I'll be fine.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:53:08 GMT

OMG my wisdom teeth are coming in and they hurt so bad. I am so crawling into bed until my physical therapy appointment.

But not before a meme! Snagged from ladybug218

You know how sometimes people on your friend's list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when are they working THERE? Since when are they dating HIM/HER? since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you *should* already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy mine below, erase my answers putting yours in their place then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration! One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out :)

1. First Name: Samantha. Most people call me Sam, only two call me Sammy and nobody calls me Sam-I-Am.

2. Age: 20, will be 21 in September.

3. Location: Frederick, MD. About a half hour away from Baltimore.

4. Occupation: None. Student. Awful, awful student.

5. Partner?: None. I pity the person who would be willing to spend that much time with me.

6. Kids: I'm only 20. I can't even take care of myself yet.

7. Brothers/Sisters: Three sisters. Michelle is 28, Nikki is 27 and Mandy is turning 18.

8. Pets: Three cats. Yoda, Kittenface and Snowball.

9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:

a) My sister's wedding. Enough said.

b) Transferring to Towson. It's not going to be until after next year but it still worries me.

c) Uh...when I'm going to make time to see the new Batman movie.

10. Parents? Yep. I've got two of them. They split up when I was nine. I'm very close to both of them. My mom drives me crazy all the time and my dad is more like a frat boy friend than a dad but I love them both.

11. Who are some of your closest friends? I've hung out with the same people since high school. They consist of my magnificent seven boys: Brad, Kyle, Mike, Teach, Ryan, Joe and Matt. And my few girl friends: Allison and Dilia. I love the fact that we've stuck together since high school and we always spend so much time together even though we all go to different schools. I heart my boys. They are douchebags who drink too much and make fun of uggos but my god, I love them for it. They're my own little group of middle class '09ers. And I'm the Madison Sinclair.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:30:18 GMT

And because I'm bored:

Create your own family sticker graphic at pYzam.com

Mandy is a goddamn Sasquatch. It's not fucking fair. Also, you've got a better chance of actually seeing Sasquatch than seeing my dad with a shirt on. So...no shirt.

I'm blaming the pain meds for this one...

heyjude2187@aol.com — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:54:25 GMT

Wow. I am really in the mood to watch Space Jam.

I hope that doesn't make me some sort of a weirdo.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:22:07 GMT

Okay, so all weekend I've been like "I really could use a beer." and I looked in the fridge to see if maybe by some weird stroke of luck I hadn't managed to hog down all my alcohol quota for the week and of course there was nothing because I'm OCD and I can't stand looking at a six pack with empty spaces in it. So I just grabbed and jug of lemonade. And today I spent most of my time watching commentaries on my dvd sets. I had gone through Psych, Venture Bros, Smallville, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother and I was just going to start up Supernatural like ten minutes ago when I decided to go to the fridge to get something else to drink. In the back of the fridge was a 22 oz Coors Light bottle. Unopened.

I am magic.

Or just really unobservant.

Me being magic sounds cooler.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:36:56 GMT

I've been feeling sick the last couple of days and that sucks. I wish I would just get the flu or whatever and be done with it rather than this thing I'm doing right now where I feel fine one second and the next I'm curled up on the couch cause I feel like crap. Blah. This better be done with before the wedding.

My mom and her boyfriend are away until Monday which means I get the house to myself and I can sleep without anyone bothering me. Yaaaaaaaaaay.

heyjude2187@aol.com — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:56:46 GMT

Hahahaha wee!George Clooney is on Golden Girls. His hair is feathered and lethal.