Current mood:	geeky
Entry tags:	picspam, star trek

Oh lord, I have no life
Disclaimer: I have no school, no job and I spend all my day in front of the computer. Doing this today and was the most energy I've spent in weeks. So it's not as sad as it could be.

SO. I got Star Trek action figures today and I decided to have a little fun with them. Or a lot of fun. Fun was had.

Chris Pine has his drink and he's ready to watch.







The first thing Scotty did was get into my beer.





Jim preferred the gin.





Spock took to looking around and he did NOT approve of the drawing I did for my mom. He said I didn't make him angry enough.





Bones had a good laugh over our 21st century medical technology.





And Sulu tried to play Left 4 Dead. He sucked real bad.





Scotty ended up getting hammered and tried to drunk dial Pard but I stopped him.





"Mr. Scott, I must ask that you desist your attempts of initiating sexual intercourse with me."

Poor Scotty. I really should have let him call Pard. Jim obviously got Bones on his back in the background.





Kirk ended up drinking too much gin and got all pukey. Bones was there to give him some comforting pats on the ass.





All their shenanigans made me hungry so I decided to have some waffles. Spock once again disapproved of how he is displayed in the media. He also does not appreciate being paired with Kirk like they're dating or something.





Once Sulu got that I was planning to eat a waffle with his boyfriend's face on it he tried to do everything in his power to stop me. First by just laying on it.





Then by sabotaging my toaster.





But OH! He forgot about the microwave. He was devestated.





"DAMMIT, JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT MRS. BUTTERWORTH!"





Sulu calmed down a little once he saw how hot Chekov looked covered in syrup.





And then freaked out again when this happened.





And then he tried to commit suicide.

Bones: YOU'LL NEVER DO IT, PUSSY!
Kirk: TRY TO HULK A LOOGIE ON SPOCK!
Spock: *hates everyone and everything*





Eventually Scotty was able to talk him down.





And Scotty got the hug that Spock denied him.





Sulu may have decided to live but he was still pissed. So he tried to fuck my cannoli. Which pissed me off.





So I fed him to the Rancor. RIP Sulu.





Eventually Scotty found a lovely lady who would pleasure him for the evening.





And Spock, Kirk and Bones decided to sit down and watch Supernatural. Spock does not want to know why Bones and Kirk feel the need to sit so close to each other.



THE END.