A meeeeeeeeme. One of the ones about me so y'all can skip over if'n you want. I'm just bored.



Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — Nope.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Shit, I've had sex with someone I didn't like.
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yep.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yep.
Held a snake? — Yep.
Ran a red light? — Yep.
Been suspended from school? — Nope.
Experienced love at first sight? — Nope.
Totaled your car in an accident? — Yep.
Been fired from a job? — Nope.
Fired somebody? — Nope.
Sung karaoke? — Many, many times.
Pointed a gun at someone? — Nope. I want a gun real bad.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yep.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yeeees.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes.
Kissed in the rain? — Nope.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yep. Almost drowned.
Saw someone die? — Nope.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yep.
Smoked a cigar? — Yep. I love cigars.
Sat on a rooftop? — Yep.
Smuggled something into another country? — I've never left the country.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes.
Broken a bone? — 5 of them. And all my fingers and toes several times.
Skipped school? — A LOT.
Eaten a bug? — Not on purpose.
Sleepwalked? — Nope.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yep.
Dumped someone? — Nope.
Forgotten your anniversary? — No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — Yeeeees.
Ridden in a helicopter? — Nope.
Shaved your head? — Nope.
Blacked out from drinking? — Yes. The one time I did I had a foursome with three other girls. True story.
Played a prank on someone? — Yes.
Hit a home run? — Yep.
Felt like killing someone? — Yep.
Cross-dressed? — I have!
Been falling-down drunk? — Once or twice a week.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No. But I've made a bunch of other people cry.
Eaten snake? — Yep! It was good.
Marched/Protested? — No. I don't care enough about anything to do that.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No.
Puked on an amusement ride? — No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No. Again, I don't care about anything to do that and I don't think boycotting does anything.
Been in a band? — Nope.
Knitted? — Nope.
Been on TV? — Yeeeeees.
Shot a gun? — Not yet.
Skinny-dipped? — A bunch of times.
Given someone stitches? — Nope.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Nope.
Ridden a surfboard? — Nope.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Of course.
Had surgery? — No.
Streaked? — Yes.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No.
Tripped on mushrooms? — Yep.
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No.
Peed on a bush? — So many times.
Donated Blood? — Fuck no.
Grabbed electric fence? — No, but I watched my sister do it.
Eaten alligator meat? - Yep. Lots of times.
Eaten cheesecake? — Yep.
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — I don't have kids.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Nope.
Peed your pants in public? — No but I've felt like doing it while drunk.
Snuck into a movie without paying? - Yep.
Written graffiti? — Yeeees.
Still love someone you shouldn't? — yes
Think about the future? — yes
Been in handcuffs? — no
Believe in love? — yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — no