SO. Like, last month my teacher was like "oh, go to the Weinberg and see a movie and write a paper on it, due Nov 15th" and I was like "okay, easy enough. i'll totally get on that".

I did not totally get on that.

And the paper is due tomorrow.

And there's no movies playing at the Weinberg this weekend.

So now I have to bullshit it.



FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHY AM I MADE OF SUCH FAIL?!

This will be my greatest bs work ever if I pull it off.

FUCK YEAH, I BS'D THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PAPER!

And I think I didn't do a half-bad job. I was vague, but not too vague, and I kept going on and on and on about how movie going doesn't mean anything anymore because professors have huge boners for that nostalgic crap.

Took me less than two hours too.