OKAY SO. Last night I had this dream where Ken Cosgrove from Mad Men encouraged me to write bad fic and I never write fic, much less bad fic but I drank a lot of beer today and had nothing to do so I was like "what the fuck" and I wrote it. Then I drank even more beer and made some FUCKING AWFUL manips to go along with said story. And now I'm posting it.

It's RPS, long, badly written, badly manipped and utter insanity.

And it's dedicated to ktnb81. She loves me.

( Oh god, I'm going to hell )