I totes meant to do this yesterday but I got caught with a migraine. In honor of my bb turning 22, I now give you a hugetastic Ed Westwick picspam. Not for dial up omg.



( LOTS of pictures omg )

I haven't posted in a couple days so here's a gif of Chris Pine fingering a condom:




In other news...nothing is going on. I drink a lot. That's about it. Oh, and my dad still hasn't answered my calls about Father's Day. I think he forgot :/

OH. MY. GOD.



( Literally a GQ Motherfucker )

Disclaimer: I have no school, no job and I spend all my day in front of the computer. Doing this today and was the most energy I've spent in weeks. So it's not as sad as it could be.

SO. I got Star Trek action figures today and I decided to have a little fun with them. Or a lot of fun. Fun was had.



Chris Pine has his drink and he's ready to watch.

( So it took me like a half hour to get them out of their boxes... )

That is all.

A meme, because I'm bored. Ganked from orangerful

- Bold all of the following TV shows which you've ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime.
- Italicize a show if you're positive you've seen every episode of it.
- If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order), but you must delete one show for each one that you add.

I watch waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much TV. And I watched a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid.

( So much TV )

Oh, Taylor Kitsch, I love you:


"I'm known as one of the guys that throws a lot of curveballs to other actors and improvs a hell of a lot. I'll go way over the top. Like the episode ("Seeing Other People" during Season 2), where Saracen (Zach Gilford) was losing his virginity, I was talking as (my character) Riggins on the field, telling him I have an econo-sized bucket of lube in my garage, if he wants it. Or I'll go up to Coach Taylor (Kyle Chandler) all the time and start whining about some STD that I have as Riggins, and that (the) cream that he gave me made it worse, and I need to go have a shower."

A meeeeeeeeme. One of the ones about me so y'all can skip over if'n you want. I'm just bored.

( I am the most boring person ever )

Picspam tiiiiiiiiiiime!

Today is Zachary Quinto because a) it's this GQ Motherfucker's birthday today and 2) he's hot as hell.

So picspam, yay! Mostly photoshoots because I haven't watched Heroes since the first season and don't know what to look for. I get lost watching Three's Company sometimes, I don't have the time nor inclination to understand long winded plot shit.

Anyways. Back to Quinto. Who is hot.

( Gayer than a handbag full of rainbows though )


HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH BREAKING NEWS: HE HAS GROWN A PORNSTACHE! Oh god, this is amazing.

Ugh, I'm in one of those moods where everybody and everything is just annoying the fuck out of me.

I have a problem dating someone with the same name as me. I just can't fucking do it. I get confused enough in life.

A meme that everybody's already done:

Name your 12 absolutely favorite couples (het/slash/canon/fanon) and ask people to see what trends they notice about your couples. Try to pick different fandoms.

1. Chuck/Blair (Gossip Girl)
2. Chuck/Dan (Gossip Girl)
3. Serena/Nate (Gossip Girl)
4. Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek 2009)
5. Spock/McCoy (Star Trek TOS)
6. Emmett/Rosalie (Twilight)
7. Riggins/Lyla (Friday Night Lights)
8. Riggins/Street (Friday Night Lights)
9. Brian/Stewie (Family Guy) I don't know how it works but Brian totes does humans and Stewie is so gay for him. It's pretty much canon.
10. Zac Efron/Tracy (Real life omg)
11. Dr. Cox/Jordan (Scrubs)
12. Marshall/Lily (HIMYM)

I can see the pattern already. Three of them.

I'm not gonna lie, I ship Chuck with everybody. Everybody in his canon, your canon, in everybody's canon. I'll put him with Scotty if I fucking want to.

Oh, and I can put everybody on the USS Enterprise with everybody else because the 2009 cast is just that fucking hot. Chekov/Sulu desk sex plz.

I'm going to my sister's house tonight so sleep in blessed, blessed AC. Thank Zefron. I need it. So I've got three options for a marathon for after this Top Model marathon ends.

Option 1: Star Trek movies marathon: Wrath of Kahn, Search For Spock and The Voyage Home

Option 2: Zombie movies: Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later and Resident Evil

Option 3: Crazy hot dude movies: The Amnityville Horror, Scream, and Blade (stfu Deacon Frost is hot).

Decisions, decisions. Leaning towards option 3 at the moment and save Star Trek for tomorrow.

Drive-by Daniel Henney picspam. Because it's needed.

( Oh, Agent Zero. So fine )

Oh, Gossip Girl. I love you again.

( Tell Jesus the bitch is back )

Today I have:

* slept in until noon

* changed the layout to Chuck's journal: rocksthescarf

* changed my profile codes

* changed my header crazylike_afox. Tis Victrola.

* did absolutely no work whatsoever. I have a final tomorrow. Not until 3 so I'm not too worried about it.

Hmm...I'm thinking about changing Riggins' layout to the same as Chucks. Yeah. I'm gonna go do that. Yep, did it. badassfullback Can't wait til he gets to know people so I can add that to the links list. Looks so much better with three.

wtf. wtf. wtffffffffffffffff.

My evening took a turn for the strange and unusual. One of those stories I'll get to tell my kids.

So. I went into the garage at my sister's house to, I don't know, check it out or something. The door closes behind me. Okay. Turns out the door locks automatically when you leave. Not okay. So here I am, 1 in the morning, dressed in pj pants and a tank top. No bra and no shoes. No cell phone, no money, no nothing.

I then did the following:

1. Cursed myself for being a fucktard
2. Momentarily thought I was a Winchester and actually thought I could pick the lock. I couldn't.
3. Wonder why I constantly get in these situations.
4. Tried every single window and door to see if my sister left one unlocked (she didn't)
5. Badassily undid the lock to her backyard fence thanks to my weetiny hands being able to fit through the spaces in between the wood.
6. Gave up on trying to find a way in the house.

So then, my friends, I started walking towards my mother's house. Five miles. On the highway. Bare feet. This. Sucked. Thankfully a cop stopped me during the last mile and drove me the rest of the way. This cop was gorgeous. He looked like Will's cop boyfriend on Will and Grace. Yeah. Hot. Too bad I had to tell him my whole dumbass story.

Made it to mom's house, woke her up and got the comfort only mom can provide. Then I called a locksmith, called a taxi to get me to Michelle's house to meet the locksmith. Locksmith was hot as fuck. He looked like Carmine Giovinazzo. He had tattoos on his hands and he taught me how to open a door using a credit card. Again, I felt like a dumbass explaining my story.

Came in. Pulled about four huge pieces of glass out of my foot. And now I'm watching Good Eats.

I'm hoping Michelle never finds out about this.

Still. Wasn't all bad. Interesting way to spend a few hours and I made friends with a cop, a taxi driver and a locksmith.