Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
14 November 2009 @ 01:50 pm
FUCK YEAH, I BS'D THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PAPER!

And I think I didn't do a half-bad job. I was vague, but not too vague, and I kept going on and on and on about how movie going doesn't mean anything anymore because professors have huge boners for that nostalgic crap.

Took me less than two hours too.
 
 
I Am Feeling:: accomplished
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
14 November 2009 @ 12:29 pm
SO. Like, last month my teacher was like "oh, go to the Weinberg and see a movie and write a paper on it, due Nov 15th" and I was like "okay, easy enough. i'll totally get on that".

I did not totally get on that.

And the paper is due tomorrow.

And there's no movies playing at the Weinberg this weekend.

So now I have to bullshit it.



FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHY AM I MADE OF SUCH FAIL?!

This will be my greatest bs work ever if I pull it off.
 
 
I Am Feeling:: RAGEFACE
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
11 November 2009 @ 06:41 pm

If you could only listen to one CD for the rest of your life, what would you choose and why?

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What the fuck are CDs?
 
 
I Am Feeling:: confused
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
10 November 2009 @ 02:27 pm


HOT DAMN DO I LOVE THIS CRAZY BITCH. I love fucking weird videos like this and Bad Romance is my favorite song of hers. I need a Gaga icon.
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I Am Feeling:: impressed
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
08 November 2009 @ 06:18 pm
OKAY SO. Last night I had this dream where Ken Cosgrove from Mad Men encouraged me to write bad fic and I never write fic, much less bad fic but I drank a lot of beer today and had nothing to do so I was like "what the fuck" and I wrote it. Then I drank even more beer and made some FUCKING AWFUL manips to go along with said story. And now I'm posting it.

It's RPS, long, badly written, badly manipped and utter insanity.

And it's dedicated to [info]ktnb81. She loves me.

Oh god, I'm going to hell )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: crazy
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
07 November 2009 @ 10:43 am
I woke up feeling all blah and stuffy nosed and tummy hurty.

I mean, it didn't stop me from having a dance party while I was making my overcooked scrambled egg breakfast but still. I feel like crap.

I will go make myself some hot coca. Tea? No, fuck tea. I throw your tea overboard. Tea sucks. I want hot chocolate.
 
 
I Am Feeling:: blah
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
07 November 2009 @ 03:43 am
I got bored and decided to do a picspam and after about...twenty minutes of coming up blank, I made my Damon info post for FH was like "HEY! I'll do one of the totally gay fights between Stefan and Damon!". There's only been two so far in the series (not counting the times they randomly throw knifes at each other) and I've got plenty of time to do random stuff like this.

I love this show so long as I ignore the majority of the characters and focus on stuff like this, mmkay? It's getting better but it's not Shakespeare so you will put up with me doing this and you'll like it.

You want me to kill so I'll remember what it'll be like to be brothers again? )

Okay, I had way too much fun making that.
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I Am Feeling:: creative
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
06 November 2009 @ 09:16 pm
TV things!

Firstly, last night's television:

Spoilers for SPN and TVD )

Annnnnd I got some screencaps of Chuck and Nate's new place on GG. I want to squee over its awesome.

Yeah, baby, they're gonna live together )

Lastly, spoiler pics for Gossip Girl filming this week.

Excuse me while I squee )

Okay. I'm done.
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
01 November 2009 @ 08:32 pm


lollllllllll I am so fucking in love with this show.
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I Am Feeling:: giggly
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
01 November 2009 @ 12:06 am
My dad was all "Hey, want to housesit next week?" and I was like "Fuck yeah! Supernatural in HD TV and I can pretend I'm an adult with a job and a house!"

And then he was like "Oh yeah, we need you to drive us to the airport on Thursday and pick us up on Monday".

Dude. They have to be at BWI at 6 am. We live an hour away. And I have to drive the giant Yukon suv thing *headdesk* I feel like I should go to sleep now in order to wake up on time.
 
 
I Am Feeling:: lazy
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
28 October 2009 @ 11:48 pm
I will post as many times as I want, idgaf.

In continuation to this spoilerly Gossip Girl post...

And now I laugh. A lot )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: amused
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
28 October 2009 @ 11:32 pm
Whomever introduced me to this site can go straight to hell. Because now that's all I'm going to be doing.

Fuck. Damn you, Mario 3!
 
 
I Am Feeling:: whhhhhy?
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
27 October 2009 @ 07:29 pm
Why not, I'm bored.

1) Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/bands [fannish etc.] that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.
2) Have your f-list guess your favourite character/member from each item.
3) When someone guesses correctly, strikethrough the item and put the name of your favorite character next to it.


Some of these a real easy, I know. I tried not to pick too many fandoms I've RP'd with.

Srsly, some of these are ridiculously easy )
A hint? You really can't go wrong with bad guys/jackasses when it comes to me. Nice people weird me out.
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I Am Feeling:: bored
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
26 October 2009 @ 10:58 pm
Gossip Girl spoilers from Kristen under the cut. I don't know if people actually care about spoilers for this show but whatevs...

I am SO CONFUSED )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: WHAT.
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
22 October 2009 @ 10:12 am
Look, I took a quiz while waiting for the liquor store to open.




Okay, now I'm gonna go out and buy some tequila and breakfast.
 
 
I Am Feeling:: amused
Listening To:: Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
Yeeeeees Chuck Bass picspam! I've waited long enough omg. Somebody needs to keep track of how much purple he's wearing this season because, damn, it's a lot. I'm telling you, he wants to be Ozymandias in the future.

And there might be a lot of appearances by other characters in this picspam because I may love Dan kind of a lot this season. Already the show is SO MUCH better than season two.

3x03 The Lost Boy )

3x04 Dan de Fleurette )

3x05 Rufus Getting Married )

3x06 Enough About Eve AKA: OH MY GOD THAT'S A LOT OF PURPLE )


Okay, I'm done. I think I did a pretty good job of holding back any crazy fangirling. Kind of.

All the old posts are under this tag.
 
 
I Am Feeling:: dorky
Listening To:: Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
*sigh* Yet another job said they didn't want me. ffs. I'm getting so bored sitting around the house doing nothing. I would like spending money.

In better news, I have a new game came in the mail today for me to play, the Yankees are winning at the moment and the Gossip Girl episode I've been waiting for weeks is on tonight. Dear Josh Schwartz: Don't screw me on this boykissy. If you do, at least have Vanessa getting slapped by her mom. Love, me.

People need to move this bowl of Halloween candy away from me. I've been eating Milky Ways like it's my job.

Also, I meant to type in "work" as a tag and this came up first and I'm just gonna keep it.
 
 
I Am Feeling:: your mom.
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
13 October 2009 @ 10:06 pm
Spoiler clip for next week's Gossip Girl:



THAT'S MY BOY! *fistpumps* God, I love you, you slut.
 
 
I Am Feeling:: excited
Listening To:: Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
08 October 2009 @ 03:27 pm
Say what, a new Zac Efron photoshoot? AWESOME.

Shut up. This is my reaction when people diss Zefron:



(Yes, I have Modern Family gifs. That show is awesome)

To the Zefron )
 
 
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
01 October 2009 @ 01:28 pm
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee new Ed photoshoot!

I'll admit, when I saw the cover to this shoot yesterday I was afraid for what was inside (I didn't even upload the cover because it was so weird omg. He looked like Wolverine) but some of the pictures in the article are honey bunches of adorable.

Cut because I care omg )
 
 
I Am Feeling:: chipper