Being up at 4:30 in the morning sucks.

Just sitting here, listening to REO Speedwagon and watching infomercials.

So bored.

This icon has nothing to do with anything. Just felt like using it. Plus, can't go wrong with men in tiaras.

I FINISHED 4 BEERS DURING LOST. LOOK AT HOW THIS SHOW DRIVES ME TO DRINK. FUCKING KATE-CENTRIC EPISODES. WASTE OF SPACE CHARACTER. SHE SUCKS. FUCK. NEXT WEEK BETTER BE WORTH MY FUCKING TIME. YOU ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND OF A SHOW.

( I'm sorry. I'm a little drunk. Lost spoilers )

LOL DAMON'S TWITTER:

DamonLindelof
For those of you complaining of "filler." Seriously. PLEASE WATCH NCIS: LOS ANGELES. I promise not to hold it against you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAH BURN.

Man, first I decide to be a member of Misha Collins' Minon Army, now I've joined up with Craig Ferguson's Robot Skeleton Army.

And you know what? Craig's offering me a place in a hollowed out volcano. My loyalties are totally being swayed.

This place has some awesome Lost fanart and I just have to post my favorites here for posterity.

Lots of pictures, jsyk.

( I think it's obvious I like the simplistic look )

Um. You can show me fanart you like or your wallpaper? *tries to make this interactive for people not into Lost*

YAY A TEAM I WANTED TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL WON FOR ONCE \o/ Fucking miracle, let me tell you. (No, I don't have a football icon so we'll go with a "Ed Westwick looks hot playing pool" icon)

School's canceled tomorrow. Will spend the day freeing my car. My mom husband expects me to clear the driveway too. I think not, sir. I did it the last time. If I'm going to die, it's going to be on the road to get Diet Coke, not slipping while clearing the driveway.

Okay, I can't die until Lost ends so I probably wouldn't die. But still. I don't want to do it.

Snow is still going strong. I'm weeping at the thought of shoveling the driveway and clearing off my car. And I've got some snowapocalypse pictures.

( Heeeeeeeere )

These were both in the same post and I decided to share:

( Newsweek people who have never seen Lost reacting to the show )

( Star Wars explained by someone who has never seen it )

A TV meme I ganked from snoopypez. I'm awake and bored.

( It's behind the cut )

Thursday night TV!

( Vampire Diaries )

( Supernatural )

I told you I'd do something fandomy later. I actually had this picspam done since Sunday but I got distracted by Lost. Get used to it because it's gonna be like this until May.

Now, I'm not into RPS, but if I were, I think I'd have a good case against these two:



Shhh idgaf they both have boyfriends. Leighton and Blake are adorable. And they touch each other a lot. Like, you think your boys have UST? Nothing on these chicks.

( Blake should be my girlfriend )

IDEK how I should organize this LOST write up. Either I could just copy down what I had down live or actually organize it into thoughts.

Um. Let's just break it down like so:

( Spoilers zomg )

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>.>

Warning: A lot of squee under this cut. And gifs. And glitter text.

( Ahem )

I just friended a bunch of people over at ontd_lost. Hey, guys! Welcome, welcome.

Um. I don't have much to say right now. I hung out with my dad all day yesterday and omg we saw the new Mel Gibson movie (NOT MY CHOICE) and it was terrible. My god. Fucking terrible.

Oh! And I made a picspam of ladies who are clearly in love (yes, kajivar, I made it) but I probably won't get around to posting it until tomorrow or Wednesday.

And now a meme. You know the meme. The fandomy one. I just picked three shows I like at random to do it with. I'm bored and awake, okay?

( Supernatural )

( LOST )

( Gossip Girl )

They released the first five minutes of the Lost premiere and I watched it *hangs head* I am so weak. I have theories, but they're probably all wrong so I won't mention them.

My dad wants me to spend the night at his house on Sunday so Anna can take my blood on Monday morning and have it tested. This is awful. You don't understand, I have never had blood taken from me. Ever. Everrrrrrrr. I'm, like, freaking out about this. I like my blood to stay in my body. I have never even had a bloody nose. In fact, I am terrified of getting a bloody nose. I AM SO AFRAID OF BLOODY NOSES THAT IT MAKES ME AFRAID OF TIME TRAVEL BY PROXY*.

This is like going to the doctors but the doctor can yell at me and call me a pussy. I'm going to cry.

* On Lost, the people get bloody noses and eventually die of an brain aneurysm when they time travel due to temporal displacement. Unless, that is, they find a constant**

** A constant is an object or person that exists in both periods of time, that the traveller deeply cares about and could recognize***.

*** I realize this show is ridiculous. BUT IT'S RIDICULOUS IN AN AWESOME WAY UNLIKE OTHER SHOWS I COULD NAME. Heroes

Things I did today by Samantha Jo Mylastnameblowsandicantwaittogetmarriedandchangeit

1. Woke up at 1:30 in the afternoon. Mmm drugs.

2. Baked a pie. Fought with my dad on Facebook about said pie.

3. Got high and ate some pie. That was fun.

4. It took me about 4 hours to check my RL flist. Of course it always takes that long on Thursdays. *eyes ontd_spnparty*

5. RP'd a bit.

6. Watched Vampire Diaries

( Spoilers )

7. Watched Supernatural

( Spoilers again )

ETA:

8. Oh dear lord this picture makes me happy.

( I'll cut this too )

lol my sister wrote this on her friend's Facebook wall:

tay, remember when it was your birthday one year, and mike said you weren't special, so i yelled at him and threw hotdogs at him? Well, i would do that for you again in a heartbeat. happy birthday! love, mandy

I'm never going to be normal if I keep hanging around these people.

In other news...I'm feeling down today. I had onion rings at Burger King and things just went down from there. People better make me happy tomorrow.

Okay so I ordered my school books a week ago to be delivered to my house, right? The school is like 10 minutes away from me so you'd think it wouldn't take that long. Well, they still haven't came in yet and every time I look at the website they're like "your books are packed, waiting to be shipped". I, um, kind of need them since class started yesterday. So I went to the school today to be like "Whatevs, nerds, I need my books so can you just give them to me?" and after a SHIT TON of waiting and telling them 100 times that, yes, I really ordered them and I have a receipt, they come back with a "Well we shipped them. You'll just have to wait."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Classes start tomorrow and my books still haven't came in yet >.< Fudge. I've got 4 online classes and one on Mondays and Wednesdays that start at 9:30. Booo for waking up early. With the return of school, though, means the return of me posting in RP in order to avoid doing homework. So that's either good or bad news, depending on whether I annoy you or not.

Of course I can't do any homework at all due to not having books. *deep breath* They'll come in eventually. No need to have a panic attack yet.

My friends keep texting/writing on my facebook wall about going out on Friday and they don't seem to understand that I really can't afford it. When I say I have no money, I fucking mean it. I just paid for school and books. I literally have nothing to go out with. Stop bothering me. I hate saying no to anybody but, damn, this is something I can't help.

I have a sore throat but I can't tell if it's due to me being sick or the fact I've been eating Sour Patch Kids all day. It's candy for masochists.

Should probably take a shower. Nobody wants to be the stinky kid in class.

I swear I am such a lurker in every comm I'm in but ontd_spnparty always makes me less shy.

IT'S THE GIFS. I CAN'T RESIST POSTING THEM. And I know I won't get bitched at because those people are awesome and wank-free which is a miracle considering it's a Supernatural comm.

In other news, Conebone69's last show was amazing and I'm going to miss him so much. He made me cry. Tom Hanks could also get it if he wanted to and Rita Wilson was okay with it. I'll miss you Coco. I'll watch Letterman until you get a new show, but it won't be the same. Jay, diaf.

In honor of tonight being Conan's last episode as host of the Tonight Show, I give you one of my favorite Conan clips (even though this is from Late Night):



Enjoy!