lol okay look at this description for the the GG in three weeks. Or the 1st one in January. One of the two:

( I guess these count as spoilers, I dont know )

Oh lord it looks like I'm going to kill this orange juice before I finish the tequila.

WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

THIS IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. THIS. RIGHT HERE. IN MY KITCHEN. FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE. SOMEONE CALL THE COAST GUARD, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

...

...

...my stepfather gave me a prayer card.

I swear, I was just sitting here, watching the Twilight Zone and he gave me one.

Am I giving off some kind of Satanic vibe?

Gossip Girl...sometimes you are complete and utter fail but, holy fuck, does the CW do a great job with your promos:



That song is gonna be in my head forever now.

Okay I totes uploaded the song and I hate the CW site myself so I'll spare you: Here

The lyrics are pretty funny without the cast talking over it.

FUCK YEAH, I BS'D THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PAPER!

And I think I didn't do a half-bad job. I was vague, but not too vague, and I kept going on and on and on about how movie going doesn't mean anything anymore because professors have huge boners for that nostalgic crap.

Took me less than two hours too.

SO. Like, last month my teacher was like "oh, go to the Weinberg and see a movie and write a paper on it, due Nov 15th" and I was like "okay, easy enough. i'll totally get on that".

I did not totally get on that.

And the paper is due tomorrow.

And there's no movies playing at the Weinberg this weekend.

So now I have to bullshit it.



FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHY AM I MADE OF SUCH FAIL?!

This will be my greatest bs work ever if I pull it off.

...

What the fuck are CDs?

HOT DAMN DO I LOVE THIS CRAZY BITCH. I love fucking weird videos like this and Bad Romance is my favorite song of hers. I need a Gaga icon.

OKAY SO. Last night I had this dream where Ken Cosgrove from Mad Men encouraged me to write bad fic and I never write fic, much less bad fic but I drank a lot of beer today and had nothing to do so I was like "what the fuck" and I wrote it. Then I drank even more beer and made some FUCKING AWFUL manips to go along with said story. And now I'm posting it.

It's RPS, long, badly written, badly manipped and utter insanity.

And it's dedicated to ktnb81. She loves me.

( Oh god, I'm going to hell )

I woke up feeling all blah and stuffy nosed and tummy hurty.

I mean, it didn't stop me from having a dance party while I was making my overcooked scrambled egg breakfast but still. I feel like crap.

I will go make myself some hot coca. Tea? No, fuck tea. I throw your tea overboard. Tea sucks. I want hot chocolate.

I got bored and decided to do a picspam and after about...twenty minutes of coming up blank, I made my Damon info post for FH was like "HEY! I'll do one of the totally gay fights between Stefan and Damon!". There's only been two so far in the series (not counting the times they randomly throw knifes at each other) and I've got plenty of time to do random stuff like this.

I love this show so long as I ignore the majority of the characters and focus on stuff like this, mmkay? It's getting better but it's not Shakespeare so you will put up with me doing this and you'll like it.

( You want me to kill so I'll remember what it'll be like to be brothers again? )

Okay, I had way too much fun making that.

TV things!

Firstly, last night's television:

( Spoilers for SPN and TVD )

Annnnnd I got some screencaps of Chuck and Nate's new place on GG. I want to squee over its awesome.

( Yeah, baby, they're gonna live together )

Lastly, spoiler pics for Gossip Girl filming this week.

( Excuse me while I squee )

Okay. I'm done.

lollllllllll I am so fucking in love with this show.

My dad was all "Hey, want to housesit next week?" and I was like "Fuck yeah! Supernatural in HD TV and I can pretend I'm an adult with a job and a house!"

And then he was like "Oh yeah, we need you to drive us to the airport on Thursday and pick us up on Monday".

Dude. They have to be at BWI at 6 am. We live an hour away. And I have to drive the giant Yukon suv thing *headdesk* I feel like I should go to sleep now in order to wake up on time.

I will post as many times as I want, idgaf.

In continuation to this spoilerly Gossip Girl post...

( And now I laugh. A lot )

Whomever introduced me to this site can go straight to hell. Because now that's all I'm going to be doing.

Fuck. Damn you, Mario 3!

Why not, I'm bored.

1) Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/bands [fannish etc.] that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.
2) Have your f-list guess your favourite character/member from each item.
3) When someone guesses correctly, strikethrough the item and put the name of your favorite character next to it.

Some of these a real easy, I know. I tried not to pick too many fandoms I've RP'd with.

( Srsly, some of these are ridiculously easy )
A hint? You really can't go wrong with bad guys/jackasses when it comes to me. Nice people weird me out.

Gossip Girl spoilers from Kristen under the cut. I don't know if people actually care about spoilers for this show but whatevs...

( I am SO CONFUSED )

Look, I took a quiz while waiting for the liquor store to open.




Okay, now I'm gonna go out and buy some tequila and breakfast.

Yeeeeees Chuck Bass picspam! I've waited long enough omg. Somebody needs to keep track of how much purple he's wearing this season because, damn, it's a lot. I'm telling you, he wants to be Ozymandias in the future.

And there might be a lot of appearances by other characters in this picspam because I may love Dan kind of a lot this season. Already the show is SO MUCH better than season two.

( 3x03 The Lost Boy )

( 3x04 Dan de Fleurette )

( 3x05 Rufus Getting Married )

( 3x06 Enough About Eve AKA: OH MY GOD THAT'S A LOT OF PURPLE )


Okay, I'm done. I think I did a pretty good job of holding back any crazy fangirling. Kind of.

All the old posts are under this tag.