OMGGGGGGG The Dark Knight was f'ing amazing. Just...holy crap. Amazing. I would have enjoyed the last half hour more if I didn't have to pee so bad but still, I was happy even then. I definitely have to see it again.

I come home and the first Batman movie is on ABC Family. *shakes head*

Wee! Tuesday afternoon dance party with Mandy!

Oh Britney, take me back to the seventh grade. I gotta see if I can rustle up some LFO.

...Dude, I just remembered I saw Britney Spears and LFO in concert when I was twelve. How long have I been repressing that memory?

Migraine! I swear ever since mom had her stroke I'm in a constant state of migraine. My dependence on the computer and Diet Coke isn't helping things. I could really use a beer. Why am I not twenty-one yet? Or why are all my alcohol connections far away?

Last night and most of today was devoted to watching Gossip Girl and making icons of Gossip Girl. Re-watching the episodes just reaffirms my theory that Chuck Bass is the smarmiest bastard that has ever been on my TV.

So I bought bagels and cream cheese thinking that Mandy wouldn't eat them because she's never liked cream cheese, ever. I went for a bagel this morning to find them gone. Turns out my wee sister has developed a taste for the Philly. The bitch. Oh well. At least I've still got peanut butter. Mandy hates that.

There are crabs (not dirty, you bastards) at my grandma's house but I'm too lazy to go over there and stuff my face. Maybe I just put some Old Bay on some french fries and pretend.

I suppose I should go visit my mom tomorrow. She's moving over to rehabilitation which means there's a whole new building I have to find. Meh. I'm glad she's there though. She'll probably be there for a month or so since she really needs help when it comes to walking and moving her left arm.

I am so bored.

I've spent the last hour watching Paula Deen and Giada de Laurentis cook together. I get the feeling Paula wants to shove butter down Giada's throat until she DIES. OH! Paula called Giada out on her stupid Italian pronunciations. Oh you sassy Southern lady, you. Hey! Tyler Florence is there too! WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING?

Also that update window wants me to restart my computer but the bitchass can wait, goddammit.

Annnnnnnd part two! The outfits get weirder as we go along, people. Well, okay, the basketball one is the weirdest but still. The bass sweater is under here.

( Speak of the devil and he doth appear -- wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B, hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned. )

Done! I need season two outfits now.

There are few things that fascinate me more than Chuck Bass' clothing choices. I was bored today so I've decided to make a picspam of all of Chuck's outfits from season one of Gossip Girl. Yeah, I was that bored.

Pt. 1 covers 1x01 (Pilot) through 1x08 (Seventeen Candles)

( Let's catch up! Take our clothes off, stare at each other )

Pt. two coming soon!

OMG Family Guy just rickrolled me.

I am in the midst of making a picspam. I was really bored today.

That is all.

Dude, it is seriously scary how everything seems to work in my favor lately.

This can't last. I'm probably going to be hit by a bus soon.

I can has a new header nao? I mainlined about six episodes of Gossip Girl today and got in the mood to change it.

Brad's supposed to come over at some point tonight and film my phone. It'll be the last scene for the movie and what started in September '06 will finally be over. Well, for me. He's still got some editing to do. But he has to do it today because we're switching to Verizon and I gets a new phone. My number shouldn't change so those of you who have my number (all three of you) don't have to worry. Because I know how much y'all cherish having the ability to know where I am at all times.

I have cheesecake. Mmmmmmm. I think my family is trying to fatten me up and I like it.

I want to see Wall-E but nobody wants to go with me. Assholes.

Watching my sister play DDR might be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Mostly because when she messes up she says "Oh crap" like she's from Minnesota.

Ahahahaha now she's singing to Hot Stuff while she's doing it!

Owwwwwwwwww. Migraine. Maybe booze will make it better.

In non-ouchy news, I got 100% singing "More Than A Feeling" on hard while playing Rock Band. Yeah. I rock.

There have been like 5 Ed Westwick posts on ONTD this morning. What a wonderful way to start the day. Of course yesterday was his 21st birthday so I guess that's what all the pictures were from.

Speaking of birthdays (you see what I did there?), Happy Birthday to comedownstairs!!!

Happy Birthday ktnb81!!!!!!!

Hehehe I was in a grumpy mood at the hair salon because it was early and it was taking them an hour and a half to curl my hair (seriously, the lady was about to cry). Then I heard one sentence on the radio that made me feel better: "REO Speedwagon rock block". Hells yes. That totally made the hour and a half better.

But I give these curls about an hour before they die out on me. I have straight hair, dammit. That's the only way it's gonna go. But noooooo, Michelle has to try to defy nature.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go eat my Double Whopper because I won't be able to eat again until 7.

I've got some downtime between now and the wedding rehearsal at 3:30 so I am going to spend it watching Match Game and snuggling my laptop. Like I do.

Michelle is totally losing it. I'm serious. Any second now she's gonna Hulk out and kill her soon to be in-laws. Aww. I keep telling her that 48 hours from now she'll be home free. But the place where we're having the rehearsal dinner is absolutely beautiful omg. It's on top of a mountain and it's got a great view of the country. Brad, being the male he is, forgot what time the rehearsal was and forgot to ask off of work so he's going to most likely miss out. I saw that coming (I've been the dude's friend since the 8th grade) and warned Michelle beforehand. I told Brad I wasn't upset but he kept calling me and making sure that I wasn't mad. I finally had to tell him that him calling me asking if I was mad was starting to make me mad. *sigh* Dudes.

My mom's out getting me booze like a good mom does. I'm going to need it.

ETA: See Ted, this is how you pull off shiny red shoes.

Okay, I don't consider on-set pictures to be spoilers for shows because, hey, they're just outfits so I had no problem looking at the ones that popped up for Gossip Girl, specifically the ones for Chuck.

That in mind, GOOD LORD.

Oh that boy...

The song "Hold on Loosely" has been following me around all day. First on VH1 Classic, then in Glory Days, and now it's on the radio.

Could be worse, I suppose.

Snagged from bellatemple

( Places I've been. Or lack thereof )

It's like I haven't realized the Louisiana Purchase happened.

In other news aside from this...uh...wedding. That's it.

OMG why can't I cook anything without catching it on fire?! This is getting ridiculous!

I'm just gonna go eat applesauce. I figure as long as I don't stick it in the microwave I'll be fine.

OMG my wisdom teeth are coming in and they hurt so bad. I am so crawling into bed until my physical therapy appointment.

But not before a meme! Snagged from ladybug218

You know how sometimes people on your friend's list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when are they working THERE? Since when are they dating HIM/HER? since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you *should* already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy mine below, erase my answers putting yours in their place then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration! One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out :)

( Is there anyone I love more than myself? The answer is no )